The Idu Show – The Ultimate Web 2.0 Burrito
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Discover You – “doing without doing” – Fighting for the ceo job
Hanging on door – IDU web 2.0 interview day 1
Mgmt Rm - surfer
Owen, the interviewee for the Chief Creative Officer job, staring impatiently
at a green colored skittle lying on the table, while spunky Scarlet, the interviewee for the CEO
job is sitting next to him, shy and
uneasy.
Owen: U think I should…..no .i mean ..do u want a
skittle?
Scarlet: no , no ….go
ahead..no imean , I m not a skittle
person, no I mean green is not my color…..but yeah…we ve been waiting for 40
minutes now …yeah u might as well go
ahead!
Owen: ..ok…
Looking left , right, but Before Owen can reach for the
skittle, Scot puff out from below from nowhere – scaring the shit out of Owen
and Scarlet
Scot –Boo! I m the Kasamba of green Skittles, no one touch
that!
Owen : Ahh..! whoa..whoa…
! ok ok I didn’t touch it , ididnt touch it its still green… imean it is
still there I didn’t touch it!
Scot: Caught You!
(extending his hand) I am the new Ceo of Idu , nice to meet you.
Owen staring at Scot and Scarlet in disbelief : you , you
what?
Door knocks, opens comes Sandra the receptionist,
Sandra: you have ten minutes before the next interview Scot….
Owen, settleing in slowly, starts believing : ok, ok but you are ….you are
Scot: a puppet?
Owen: yeah, yeah, a …
a puppet!
Scarlet: And I m here
for the ceo job? So how could u be the ceo?
Scot: well, I just
took it ! jobs sure goes fast in the web2.0 space!
Owen and Scarlet stare in disbeliefs
Scot: And yes I m a puppet! I m sorry, I forgot… my name is
Scot, Scot Nasty (showing his Nasty ring)
Fade out, - Idu Song on Discover U –doing without doing
Zoom into eyes of Roxanne
SOLO: Roxy: 4 mths!
It has been 4 mths since Mat and Dana were fired…and we are still without
management….its about time that IDU got
themselves a new ceo and I m totally psyched in getting that job! I mean…look at the bozos wanting that job..
Camera shifts to applicants waiting in the reception area
with 3 applicants plus 3 puppets
Goober with peanut butter sandwich, Gene with brown bag,
Will reading comics
SOLO Roxy: Well…I m a
overachiever, always have been , always will be , and I get things done.
Whether its running marathons or eating hot dogs, I always try to be first.
Nothing but first…..so I m ….oh here is the picture of Mat and Dana (holding up
a dusty picture) ..the previous Chief creative and chief operating
officer….they were the ones who hired me and a few others about 5 mths ago to
do projects for IDU …and before u know it they were laid off …well talk about
web2.0 wasp speed …u either perform or u r gone..and that’s why the company
needs me! The Person who get things
done! No matter what!…
Interrupted by Sandra whispering to Roxy : We got a new
ceo….its Scot Nasty…
Roxy: what!, Scot is
…wait…no! no , not that….. SCOT ~!!!
Roxy running towards the mgmt office.
Applicants staring at each other
Scot: So any qns homeboys ?
Owen: yeah..um..so what exactly is IDU?
Scot: well, IDU is the next level SH*T
Mica: um no, no IDU is about life and happiness..and
Scot cut her off rudely : Yes! IDU is the next level shit
toward happiness!
Owen and Scarlet
ok…and what do u guys do to …
Scot cutting them off again:
yep, no shit, we sell u the ultimate high beyond the kumbayas of the
world..and..
Mica, embarrassed and quick
no , no …what Scot is saying is .idu is .about feeling that feeling… I
mean discovering who u are , your purpose, love and how all that makes u ……
Scot cutting her off again: makes u feeling bing bang hipily
cum and wanting for more
Mica shaking her head
SOLO: Mica : Hi I m Mica, I was hired 5 mths ago by idu, I
mean me and 4 other puppets by ..by ….oh yes Mat and Dana, to work on this web20 project.. to try to
bring happiness and love to everyone.. …..and what? What is my role? I usually play many roles, I mean…look this
is my diary and all my ideas is in it…ok
just to show u , pg 102
Doing without Doing is to fly like a duck and pretend u are a swan and ……..oh ok later we
read this…what?……who is Scot? Oh that’s right, before I forget…Scot is
sometimes very bossy and assertive of his views of what idu is…..i mean he is
from the streets,school of hard knocks u know and sometimes talk in a way that
really twisted what idu really is
Back to mgmt rm
Scot: Well,the ceo job is taken , but we r still
interviewing for the Chief Creative job and Chielf Operating job, so r u guys intere……
Interrupted by Roxy bursting thru the door
Roxy: Scot! How dare u ! how dare u take over the ceo job
without ….how u think u goin to get away from that?
SOLO Mica: Ever
since Mat and Dana were fired…what fired for what? I m not quite sure….from
what I heard ..umm ..something like fired for not “doing without doing” – some
eastern jargon I don’t quite get yet….yeah..oh anyway, ever since they were
fired….only the puppets were left, me and the 4 of us and we were told to
interview for a new ceo, chief creative and chief operating office. And we, the
puppets could also apply for those positions as well. Yep, its kind of messy,
we interviewing ourselves…
Scot cutting her off with a piece of fax : Ah hah! Here is
the order, directly from the founder of our company: Grand master lee with the cats paw as the authentic rubber
stamp!
Roxy staring at the fax with disbelief : the cats paw looks real and and ..but..i just cant believe it…I mean
that he will choose u to be the ceo, of all people?! I thought we goin to go over this interview
process first! How is that…
Owen staring at Scarlet
Scarlet: whats that
cats paw about? U guys use cats paw as…
Scot cutting off again:
oh yes, we puppets use cats paw as signatures….
Scarlet staring at owen
Owen: And everyone at
idu is puppets? The founder…I mean grandmaster who?..i mean he is puppet ?
Scot: No no , he is not, Gandmaster Lee is our founder, he
is just goin with the cats paw cause he is quite understanding….i mean he
understands and accepts the puppet culture….
Owen staring at Scarlet disbelief
Roxy: I need to call Lee ..this cant be possible!
Rushing out of the office
SOLO : Mica : Our founder, lee probably thought Scot makes a
better ceo cause he understands the young people mindset better, I mean Scot is
from the street….and he is loud
SOLO : Scot video spraying wall.
SOLO Roxy: the only
thing loud is his ass after eating some
Indian spicy chicken!
SOLO Scot: Well , what truly happen is I called Grandmaster
Lee up and do my little song and dance about how we could motivate every kid a
champion free style rapper on mtv and
how that will cure all the illiteracy on the streets and save the world and
Grandmaster lee fell for it
And kaboom, here I m … ready to rock …what? Oh and lee did
say Mica will be my Executive Secretary, to help me finish the interview
process for the other hires…
SOLO Mica: Well. The
truth is that I was told to watch over him. Things he says and ..you know..the
whole loud thing
SOLO Roxy looking into Sandra: I mean look at him, Scot Nasty, what kind of
name is
That? What kind of name is that for a ceo ? All this kid
knows is the negatives on the street, the booze, the sluts, the drugs, the LOUD guns, the homeless, I mean people with
no class or Consideration or respect .
Even Sandra here has more brains and class!
Sandra staring at camera
Roxy bursting back into mgmt office
Roxy: I cant let this
happen , I cant let a thug with half a brain like u be the ceo, I mean
You r so puffed out of your head to even do a proper
interview?
Owen and Scarlet begins to look impatient
Owen: ok ok , I think we have enough of your ..you know… can
we get on with this job process?
Scarlet: yeah yeah
Scot: Appologies, apologies – but u wont be sorry not!
Excuse now this plumy little margot (pointing at Roxy)
For life will start feeling like yogurt
Wet dreams like idu forget u not!
Scot: Ok ok interview
qns : so…
Mica: what about what is your sense of being?
Owen staring at Scarlet, comfused:
Owen: my sense of what? What do u …
Scot : She means your purpose ….whats your life purpose?
Mica: No scot, I said being, ididnt…
Scot: itsok ok , same thing…..purpose
SOLO Scot: Mica is this zen little hippie liked
reincarnated new age dope and sometimes
she doesn’t understand that people don’t use words like that….i mean she has this words, qns and theories, philo
sunshine stuff in that little green diary of hers…what yes…u guessed it…the
diary is made of recycled paper from Staples and …its all confusing and shit…I
always tell her :keep it simple sis!
Owen : Purpose?
Gee..let me see..i m a surfer coach as well as a life guard at santa
monica beech and i guess my purpose is
to ride the highest wave before
getting hit…u know surfing is a a high risk sports, and one of the
highest goal of most surfers is to surf that highest monster wave before u
die.. so yeah..
Scot: to ride the highest wave?
Owen: yeah I mean..
oh oh sorry, I mean to ride the highest wave towards happiness!
Mica shaking her head.
Scot: explain kid…how riding that wave brings happiness…
Owen: well I mean todays kids are always on something to get
that high, I mean
I just ride waves, all u got to do is ride that wave to feel
the same high!
Scarlet impatient cut Owen off…
Scarlet: ouch..i think its my turn… purpose to me is finding out what happiness
is..finding out what makes me happy ….and to me happiness is love
Scot looks at Mica, shocked with hope for the first time
today
Scot: ok…go on…
Scarlet: and yes and love is about how u love yourself and how we should find ourself, discover ourselves
so we should all be one with nature and how we should all go the forest and
shut ourselves from this scwred up world of ugly mean people who like to srew
each other lives , who r just mean and stupid and waiting to screw u one more
time and …
Scot : ok ok stop we
got you, we got u…
Shaking his head
Owen pretty shocked…
Solo: Mica : I mean some people got a lot of anger inside
them…Scarlet must have a tough life recently like being dumped by her boyfiend,
or having bad parents, maybe she is abused as child, or maybe she got bad
grades in school or may she is onto butt spanking and didn’t get her butt spank
yet this wk……
Goober’s head pop out of the door with a bunch of
cheeseballs
and added: hey
guys I know how she feels, it is nice to
be in the forest alone, one with nature, like a monk, trying to achieve inner
peace with yourself..finding who u are , I mean I tried that once while
hiking…not exactly the same …but cloes…I mean
no one hassling u, no mean society, no criminals, no pollution, noise,
garbage, totally Peace - its almost like trying to throw this
cheeseball at someones nose and still catch it my mouth…..
Goober threw a
cheesball at Owen’s face and caught it in his mouth
Owen: u missed the
nose…
Goober: its allright
Solo: Roxy : Goober is this crazy just out of college
nimkumpoo who likes to make fun of people at any chance he finds…I don’t know
why the company hired him in the first place…they said he brings a new perpective , ways of looking at things
from different angles out of his stupid nonsense experiments on people, I just
think all the company need is me, moah and i.
Scot: Goober brother! Why u in the office? We aint announce
u yet?
Goober: no its my time..u r running late my brother…and there is 2 more u
Sandra’s head appear : yep, u have 2 more besides goober
waiting Scot…
Scot: ok ok
Roxy punching in : at your speed of rapping anything , you
will never get anything done..
Scot: pissed :r u making fun of my rap again..
Mica cutting in: ok ok stop u guys ….if u guys don’t
stop…then we will all be better living in the forest..
Mica Solo: u
know Scarlet is right about something….i
mean Happiness is about love, all kinds of love…but to love others you must
first love yourself
But to love yourself is not to lock yourself out in the
forest to be in a false peace with
yourself , running away from your problems and people u dislike…..
I mean to love yourself is to discover who you are, your
purpose, going after your purpose, improving yourself, constant Doing in
life,
It is to overcome problems and challenges in life by Doing ,
by doing so much it no longer feels like doing…like driving a car …. Or
breathing…walking…eating..
And yes when doing become effortless : doing without
doing not avoiding , that brings
happiness
Solo Gene waiting for the bathrm holding on to his budwieser
brown bag: oh! Part of life’s best part
right now : waitng to release the gd old piss after a gd old trust worthy
beer…Doing without doing….
Scot : alright, why don’t we jus bring em all in here, all
at once
In came Will another applicant.
Scot : where is gene?
Goober: I think he is in the bathrm again with his brown
bag…
Solo Roxy: And who is
Gene? My… I mean look at that guy..he is
one big bag of…who knows what…and he
actually lives upstairs above our office..with his wife and kid…….they told me
he was hired for his ancient wisdom ….some lofty far in the cloud ompty dumbty
……he told everyone he is a life coach …well all I see is a drunk drowned in
life…
Scot: So Will, looking at your resume…you do real estate and
have a master in philosophy..so ..so….let me ask the right interview qn…so are
u against homeless bums sleeping under buildings?
Roxy: Dumb qn ! what does that qn have to do with what Will
could bring to the table?
Seems that u have no.. imean zero interview skills, None
zip, zippo. Cant u ask about how his strength and weakness , personality traits
that could bring web2.0 to…..
Scot: Stop Stop, I think its important…I mean I m from the
streets – the hard knocks…I need to know how Will deals with the kind I hang
with…
Will: ok ok its alright.i can answer that….hmm lets see..i
think, ithink….
(breaking down finally)
alright that’s it…..i cant believe I m doing this …I mean dumb qn…I mean
…you are puppets!!!
Scot stare at Owen and everyone and nods
Solo : Will : I mean I have nothing against puppets….but its
all stupid.. I mean …I mean I liked everyone ..i have friends who are gay, I
have friends who are handicapped…I mean I love animals, I lost a cat 5 yrs
ago…..but what ? why it is stupid?
I mean its stupid, I mean puppets!? Interviews?
Mica: I think we should love everyone, the bus driver, the
mailman, animals, criminals….imagine if
we love the criminals more, then they wont be criminals!
Scot: so Mica- I guess
u are not for capital punishment?
Roxy shaking her head:
SOLO: Roxy: Mica is not applying for the job! And why are
we fre*king talking about capital punishment for ajob interview? See what I
mean? Scot and his half smoked brain is this…
Mica: I think killing is always wrong, killing anything is
always wrong….especially when there is a chance for the person to repent and
become good…we should always try to help people become good…even evil
people….we have to believe in goodness.. that people can become good, that
people believe in goodness and happiness..that they were born to be good….
Owen : what if they
were born evil and remain evil after re-education? Do we then have a right to
eliminate them?
Mica: hmm… it is true that nothing is perfect….life is not
perfect…evolution is not perfect…the balance of yin and yang, positive
and negative is never exactly balanced, there is always a potential for
excessive extremes and overflow, just like anyone can be gay because he has
more yin and less yang – evolution is never perfect…….any one can become evil
given a harsh context, such as poor education, economic environment….but it is
not entirely their fault, since we are all collective… yes we are all unique
individuals but our lives is always intertwined, connected as one
SOLO Mica: And yes we all share the same blame when
something bad happen to any one individual….it is our responsibility to help
and educate anyone toward goodness…..it is our responsibility to love everyone,
to provide anyone anywhere a gd education and economic environment…so I think
we should never stop trying to help that person to become good…it is all
collective..isn’t this is what web2.0 is about…power of the collective?
Connecting the unique individuals?
Scarlet : so I guess u are anti-abortion since u are so
fond of life?
Mica: no I m pro-abortion.
Scarlet huh? Ok…why?
Mica: I think it is a woman’s right to have an
abortion.
Owen: isn’t that totally against your killing anything is
bad jingo?
Mica: that will depend if unborn fetuses constitute a life!
Roxy who has been sitting there right next to Mica jumps in
impatiently being a religious overachiever…
Roxy: How is that not a life! U can surely feel
it moving in there when u are pregnant..I was pregnant before and I had an
abortion and have feel like shit ever since….
Mica: If anything
that moves constitute a life, then germs are lives, a poison scorpion is a
life, the ants that u step on accidentally is a life….poison snakes are lives,
the millions of sperms when man ejaculate are lives…the bean stalks vegetarians
chew on are lives…
Scot, excited, jumped in
Scot: damn right!…it aint a man’s fault that one of tiny
swim up to big mama!
Will standing there shaking his head:
SOLO Will : see what I mean? Its all stupid
Owen: ok ok so how do u constitute whats a life and whats
not?
Mica: hmm… let me think…I think….
Gene pops out of nowhere , drunk, holding a budweiser,
sitting there, cuts in dreamily.
Gene: Oh..maybe life is something that could think
for itself whether to have a beer or not?
Mica: right!! A life is something that has civilized
thoughts and judgements, considerations for others…..rational thinking..
Owen: so what about stem cell research? Being pro abortion,
are u against it or for it?
Mica: I guess killing “unconstitional” beings to save
humans is ok…it is like sacrifice, no? I mean even some vegetarian eats
shrimps and lobsters, fishes, sharks, whales….
I mean even the trees sacrifice their leaves so that we can
eat them as vegetables…
Goober being playful jumps in.
Goober: so what about animals? Cats and dogs?
Mica: cats and dogs are definitely “constitutional” since
they have rational behaviors, civilized and have consideration for others….
Goober : so are the ants crawling and stealing my cheeseballs
in my garage constitutional….these ants are so smart and organized …they
come in a straight line and leave in a straight line…they seem rational,
civilized…. But they get stepped on by humans by accident everyday …is
that right?
Mica: hmm……like I say ….evolution is not perfect…
Gene: but we sure could improve it and perfect it…doing
without doing- the same way they could help make me drink more and piss less…or
smoke forever without getting brain damage….hmm …like a constant
high….hmmm…these damn beers make me piss all the time….like every 5
minutes…sorry…bathroom time..
Gene left for the bathrm
Roxy cuts in a bossy manner
Roxy : yes evolution is not perfect but that doesn’t allow
u to write your own laws, to say what beings are constitutional and what is
not…and killing a unborn baby that will become a full blown human being
is totally wrong!!! Coming from someone who believes in love, Mica, that is so
without class and…
Mica slightly pissed at Roxy and counter attacking
Mica: Well coming from someone who is divorced and
had an abortion, I don’t think u know love too much!
SOLO Goober munching
his cheeseballs: this interview process is goin nowhere…what a mess with Roxy
and Scot… but we will overcome our
differences …..I mean happiness is about
dong without doing….doing without effort…like rollerblading ..rollerblading
while eating tic tacs…doing so much that we get used to overcoming all our
problems, people and differences with
ease .facing and overcoming ….and therefore finding your true inner peace…
Well..at least that’s what Gene taught me…
IDU Song – this song is dedicated to the ants
Gene singing and pissing in the bathrm : Oh yes …doing
without doing …feeling it ..feeling it all….ahh…. that’s it
END
Ep. 2 Improve You! –
Improve You to lose You --- new web 2.0.
directions
Hanging on the Door – New ideas ! Fast!
Scot pops out from underneath his desk again: And yes! It’s a brand new positive day and I
m still CEO of the company – IDU – where IDU is about U!
Solo : Mica : after
what happen last wk….Our founder Grandmaster Lee still have scot as ceo..well
he feels that Scot is worth a shot in understanding todays youth better and
hopefully come out with the ultimate new web 2.0 direction for the company.
Conference Rm
Scot: today …it is new idea day! So any new idea to push IDU into a new
kumbaya direction that no one ever done?
Scot looking around the rm full of attendance of 10 plus
Sandra , all speechless
Solo: Roxy: look at
this rm.. I mean…what a mess..what gd ideas could come out of that half fryed
scot being ceo? What ? yes ..no ..i m not fine with it…but I was told scot is
given a tight rope to perform or he is gone! Swhish! Gone as in sayonara! And I
m the next in line for the ceo job
Solo: Mica : After last wk, Grandmaster lee basically calm
Roxy down and convinced her to give scot a chance. And yes im still Exe.
Secretary watching over scot, watching
his every move… and yes, everyone else was hired as temps for a few wks to see
if they could perform and contribute…
Scot looking around : Ideas people ideas?!
Interrupted by door opened
, Will pops in
Will fuming : This is soo dumb..this is the dumbest
thing….alright..sorry I m late ..
Scot: what u doing here? We didn’t…
Will: oh yes…I got a letter from Grandmaster Lee himself …and yes with the catspaw …its all
dumb but I will be part of the team
Owen and Scarlet staring in disbeliefs
SONG – Improve You to lose you
Scarlet: well scot, since u r the ceo why don’t u start
with ur ideas?
Roxy rubbing it in: yeah, school of hardkocks…cmon
Scot: ok ok..we need new direction , lets see Idu is about U and and….(taking out a piece of paper)
Roxy shaking her head…
Scot reading from paper : ok idu is about u, its about
finding out who u are, your purpose, improving yourself, to love others and
love yourself and ….
Owen: ok ok we know all that , we know that for the
hundredth time, but where is the idea ? where is the strategy?
Scot: well, well..i say
we go the streets and make everyone old or young, broke or shinny a hard
core free style rapper…I mean Rap your hearts out ..rap to the world your feelings about life, about U ! Idu is U,
the Rapper de jour!
Will: ok .. But how do u …forget it …it s so stupid ! so
stupid! Dumbest thing ever!
Owen : whoah whoah
whaoh..i mean its not a bad idea…except that not every lad is creative
like a p diddy or 50 cents …I think
there has to be something simple…
Goober holding a bag of red spicy jalepena chips cuts in:
Right! It has to be simple…like being Happy, like how to teach people to eat the jalepena chips the right way , the
happy way while staying spicy…I mean look…first
u smell the chip in your nose to fill the spice and then u munch on the
left triangle and then u crack the right triangle and put that in your left ear
so u don’t just smell it u hear the spice …I mean this chips r really alive and
spicy …even though they r chips u know….so when people look at jalepena chips –
they remember to live life fully!
Owen staring at Scarlet disbelief
Goober : why u want
to try some?
Owen: No ..no ..
Scarlet: eel… I don’t eat anything that is still alive…
Will staring at Owen , shaking his head….
SOLO Goober: Imagine if idu take my idea…then we will have
all the nasty goodies for the next 2 mths to munch on….chocolate balls,
cheetos, dorito chips, the honey and mustard ones…
Scarlet: I got it …I got it… why cant we start a “be happy,
stay young forever vegetarian”
campaign across the country , eat
vegetables and stay young… and convince all the meat..i mean hamburger eaters
of all the wrong things they r doing eating all those cows..and tell them how
screw up they are in their heads and in their lives to kill and abuse those
animals …that they are banished to hell forever..
Owen: whoah. Whoah whoah… but we r supposed to make people
happy ..how is pissing them off happy?
Scarlet: oh..i thought we are making the animals happy, not
the people…
Sandra staring at Owen, shaking her head….
SOLO : Owen: I thought the puppets are interesting..but
Scarlet …gee..what can I say..but there is something nice about her…..
SOLO: Mica: just when we thought we getting nowhere with any
ideas, in come a savior!
Door knocks, in come Aura, the Consultant
Scot : whos that?
Everyone startled by Auras height look up
Sandra: oh! I forgot…Aura is from a Kinkinsy, a very high
level management consulting frim, hired by Grandmaster Lee to consult us of
ideas and directions..
Scot: ok…ok..Welcome to Idu aura, where idu is about u – the
rapper de jour!
Aura: I m what?
Owen : no don’t worry.. don’t worry, he means …
Will shaking his
head: This is so dumb! Why do we need another ….(trying not be rude) this is
the dumbest thing ever! (fuming out of the conf. rm)
Owen: and don’t mind him….we r all a little …puppet..no I
don’t mean me…but u know
Aura staring at camera: ok….
SOLO Gene: I m not sure if we r at Jalepena or a
vegetarian stealing my budlite…but I sure woke up when aura pops up
Conf. Rm
Aura: Ok scot…I think it will be easier if we focus on one
key area …one key idu idea
Scot: ok , we have japlepena, we have save the cows, and and
rap and rap and rap….
Mica: actually Scarlet’s idea is pretty gd, I mean stay
young forever, be happy. If we could tell the world how to really stay young
forever, which is to have a happy spirit
A spirit that constantly loves, shares, gives and help
people….
Goober: But what if u have nothing to share, no money, no
skills, nothing but jalepena chips?
Owen: Maybe it will be better if we focus on Improve, I mean
improving ourselves, improving people’s mind, body, spirit so then they will
have something to share…
So IMPROVE YOU is the idea…
Gene: Right …like improve yourself to lose yourself…like
getting used to Budlite to lose yourself again in Sam Adams
Mica: Right! Improve yourself to lose yourself, to give
yourself to the world, to share you!
Owen shocked that things going well… looking at Roxy
Aura: that’s a gd idea…a gd start…
Scot: Roxy u have been quiet sis…whats your take?
Roxy: good
Owen staring , disbelief
SOLO Roxy: I m goin to save my breathe and energy from now
on…cause Scot as ceo is
Going to fuc** up sooner than later ….so why waste my
energy?
Scarlet: I don’t like that idea…why are we improving
ourselves?…why are we telling the world to improve , shouldn’t we all be
ourselves, be you, just be ourselves, be real … I mean the real you?
Goober : that’s true…we are just a product of our
environment…of nature..of evolution we have no control after…..nothing is
perfect…
Mica cuts in impatiently:
: hmm… it is true that nothing is perfect….life is not perfect…evolution
is not perfect…the balance of yin and yang, positive and negative is
never exactly balanced, there is always a potential for excessive extremes and
overflow, just like anyone can be gay because he has more yin and less yang –
evolution is never perfect…….any one can become evil given a harsh context,
such as poor education, economic environment.
Scot cuts in: Damn
right!, Cant blame the uneducated leper to become a rapper!
Its all about rapper paradise…..rapping out the equality in inequality!
Mica: But it is wrong
to accept whatever imperfection or societal wrongs as part of natural
evolution and therefore do nothing about it . Positive (yang) and Negative (yin)energy exists
in the universe to create balance with
the negative energy acting as necessary self-defense mechanism to
counter/correct excessive positive. But in any
specific period, imbalances in
the yin/yang mix is possible that results in excessive yang or yin. Excessive
negative (yin) if not controlled or corrected by intervention will result in
extreme negative consequences.
Owen staring at Scarlet and Sandra at Aura in disbeliefs and
confused…
Owen : I m sorry…u mean the positive to the power of two
plus the negative to the power of three equals…I m sorry.. im trying to
understand…u mean a gay should not be gay ?
Mica: No, no! All I m
saying is one should not accept evolution as perfect and should always IMPROVE
and strive for perfection. Thus
IMPROVING YOURSELF.
Aura scribbling away taking notes
Sandra: why Owen, are u gay?
Everyone looking at Owen
Owen: Me? No, no, I mean I do straight things, dead
straight, things like surfing with
hotties, going out with girls, having sex with girls, going to drink with the
surfer boys, getting drunk and loud…..
SOLO : Owen getting real drunk at the bar shouting and
yelling and hugging a surfer boy for more than abnormal amt of seconds.
Owen: that’s feels gd…oh yeah that feels gd
Weird look from the other guy
Scot nods : ok..
SOLO Scarlet: I
don’t see why we should change ourselves, improve ourselves… mean I like
myself, I like who I m and that’s enough…..why should we even care about the
screwed up world who don’t care- I mean
they abused and kill animals, eat them as burger, disrespect the environment,
steal and kill …I mean why should we deal with this ugly lot? Love and share?! Improve and Perfect the
world? I mean give me a break…
Aura: Improve and
perfect the world ….hmmm…interesting…So how do we create the perfect world?
What is the perfect world?
Goober trying to put his jalepena chip into Aura’s ear while
she is asking Mica….
But he fails and Aura turns around…Goober trying to pretend
nothing happens
Goober: A perfect world is one full of cheetos, rice
puddings, skittles, m&ms and …well a world that is never hungry…full of
daily goodie surprises!
Owen: to me a perfect world is the feeling when u r surfing
that big waves with ur surfer buddies, that high…that constant high
Everyone staring at him…
Owen: oh sorry, I mean where everyone learns to surf that
wave for mind, body and spirit. Surf
that wave to forget everything, those problems u have , whish , not there!
Where everyone is friends, no good guys, bad guys ,just brothers and sisters.
The waves is bliss.,..
Gene: I know what u mean…. Its like when u r drowned in Sam
Adams …it s just laughters, brothers and
sisters, no enemies or war and peace bullshit, just bliss….just perfect
Scalet: A perfect world is one that will just fu**king leave
me alone and my cats!
Scot: u r into cats
too? There is two of them…I mean street cats behind this
office..
Scot staring out of the window into the garden at 2 cats
Scalet excited jumps out of her seat, runs to the window: Oh
u r into cats too?
Scot: me..no ..no ..only Street cats..cats that r one with
the street…
Sandra: I am a single parent so i know what the perfect
world is ..it s one that man will take on more responsibility for their sexual
fantasies, like looking after their babies…
Roxy finally jumps in impatiently: Why do we need man? Perfection is a world
where the man stopping screwing up !
look at all the wars and problems man cause in history?
Have we not have enough?
I say perfection is when woman finally wake up and say : we are now in
control! Buck off man!
Aura: ok ok, why
don’t we do a survey on the street , ask some strangers , ask them what
The perfect world is ….and then we will come back and
finalize on what part we want the people to improve on…
Goober dying for adventure and fresh air jumps right out and
zooms out of the office
Goober: great idea, bye!
Scot: alright boys ….lets break into grps and get to the
streets….my streets….
Camera on streets – Will-goober, Owen- Scarlet-
Will and Goober approaching a hot dog stand; a middle
eastern guy
Goober saw the hot dog sign and runs towards it
Goober: howdy! Can I have a hot dog…
Will pulled Goober aside : we r here to work, not for fun,
stop it!
Goober: ok ok , calm down, maybe we can get some free hot
dogs with extra mustard and spicy onion and jalepeno with that extra touch of
chili cheese and..
Will looking at camera , shakinghis head , whispering to
himself furiously, something like”I know it , I know it:”
Goober to vendor :
howdy!
Vendor quiet, staring at Goober
Goober: ok…so …nice dogs u have there…so do u think selling
hot dogs create a perfect world?
Vendor: huh? What do u want ? one or two ?
Goober: no no , I m asking u a qn…
Vendor in broken english: are u a puppet? A puppet?
Will finally burst out:
I knew it ! I knew it! This whole thing is dumb! The dumbest thing!
And Will walked away furiously, quickly leaving Goober
behind
Goober staring at vendor…
Camera to Gene and Sandra : Gene waving for a cab
Gene: this is too much work , walking around, lets get a cab
and interview the cab driver!
Sandra being lazy as well…: good idea!
Cab stops .. Indian driver pops out, looking at gene : how
big r u? u smell of something? Of booze ? sorry we don’t do puppets!
Cab drove away. Gene in disbelief with Sandra shouting : I
will sue you ! No respect! Just like my kids father….runs away at the first
smell of trouble…
Gene looks at Sandra…
Sandra apologize : no no
I don’t mean u Gene…u don’t smell..i mean u r not trouble….
Gene holding on to his brown bag stand astill….
Camera to Owen and
Roxy: to a Jamaican lady selling cheap antiques on the street
Owen : hi how r u ? nice little antiques u have there? Where
r they from?
SOLO : Roxy: Finally someone pleasant to talk to …a strong
minded woman who makes a living all by herself , need no stupid man, or
gangster, or rapper to support herself
Jamaican lady: oh
they r from Jamaica, handmade, here …have a look at this one….
Owen toys around with a few of them and asks:
so wont u make more money selling these in jamaica, why u selling them
here?
Jamaican lady: In
Jamaica, u kidding…the whole country is corrupt, there is nothing for the
people, the government don’t care…nobody cares, they just want to take what u
have…. there is just not enough to go
around, no foreign aid too …UN didn’t do enough
Owen : these stores around don’t care if you steal their
business?
Jamaican lady: : no they don’t care, well imean they care, but u know , these people have hearts,
they r gd, they understand. Life no easy…not like those politicians who are
afraid of outsourcing and immigration and open trade….they don’t understand, no
compassion…people die of hunger u know in these countries…they only care if
Americans buy more cars, buy bigger house…and when Americans get laid off they
think the world is coming to an end….they don’t know, they don’t care…..
Roxy: that’s right girl, she is a wonderwoman, she says the right things…these
stupid man , stupid politicians, why we need them….woman rules..
Owen : so what do think is perfection? How do we perfect the
world?
Jamaican lady:
perfection? U mean in the world? There is none…only problems.
Owen : no no I mean IF there is …what would perfection look
like?
…
Jamaicanlady: I guess
more love and compassion….for all people , all kind s of people, where
everyone is brothers and sisters……where there is no one left behind….then there
will be no problems….
Camera to Scarlet and Scot
came to a local basketball court with a bunch of locals playing basketball
Scarlet : I cant believe Scot is bringing me to a basketball
court..i thought when he said the streets..i thought he just joking… I mean
look at these hoodems bouncing around, staring at each other….i m sure to get
harassed or robbed soon…it is these people I need to run away from life….
Scot shouting : hey Issiah..whats up kid…?
Issiah leave the game he is having with 4 others and join
Scot
Issiah: whats up homeboy…hey u look gd with that necklace
and all that..why is that a new do? That ring?
Scot proudly show off his ring
Issiah: Nasty…o yeah i can see that , same old nasty Scotty,
kust in different skin…so what brings u to this part of the hood? Oh I m sorry,
a nice young lady, excuse me,
Issaih show his hand to Scarlet
Issiah : Hi the boys
name is Issiah and u are?
Scarlet softly: Scarlet
Issiah: what? Oh oh
.Scarlet, nice name , peace!
Scot : well I know u will be playing ball at this part of
the hood, so I pass by and pay my respect.
Issiah: cool cool its all gd…
Scarlet getting impatient at her surrounding: Scot can u ask
the qn so we can….
Scot: ok ok so Issiah
my boy, what is …what is …basketball to u?
Issiah: huh?
Scarlet impatient: no no he wants to ask u what is
perfection?
Issiah : what? Perfect what? Oh oh perfection? What ..this
some kind of joke? Trick qn?
Scarlet: no no we are doing a project about YOU and
perfection.
Issiah about ME? I aint no Michael Jordan …
Scarlet: no no I mean not bout YOU but about you and about
EVERYONE, about LIFE and Perfection.
Issiah: oh oh ok, igotcha
well lets see….from a bball player in a hood perpective huh? I get it
..i get it…let me think…umm
Scot: don’t fail me
now kid..bring glory to the hood
Scarlet staring impatiently, knowing nothing gd is coming
out of Issiah….
Issiah: well..lets
see.. yeah..perfection in life…. its all about teamwork…I mean life is like
basketball is about teamwork, you know, watching out for each other, watching
each other back, helping each other out,
passing well and try to score one for the team… and
yeah…consideration…in basketball, be considerate on how your own actions affect
others.. caring for other team players….yeah I mean we yell and shovel at each
other but u know…. for our own gd , not
cause we want to curse each other , but we trying to help each other, make
ourself stronger ……
Scarlet staring at Issiah and Scot in disbelief
SOLO : Scot : u right! Its all about improving others!
Ok…Score one for the hood. Issiah sure make me proud.
Back in the Conf rm
after a days of hard work and walking around
Camera to Aura
Aura: so what do we have?
Loud snoring heard from aura’s angle
Camera to Gene snoring , eyes closed. And Goober trying his
Jalepena chip again on Gene;s big ear with Owen helping him lift the ear…..
Mica reading from her gren diary: ok we learned that you
cant get a hot dog from a Mexican with no money….and Indian cab drivers don’t
like puppets…no imean is it just Gene or puppets? Or maybe his smell or size
or….oh im sorry…. And we learn from the
Jamaican lady that love and compassion and treating everyone as brothers and
sisters is perfection and fromn Issiah, the bball dude that consideration for
ones thoughts, speech, actions and helping each other is perfection…. and also that Will is missing…his last words:
this is dumb!
Aura: so to summarize , the new direction for our company
is….
Scot : to spread love and compassion with consideration to all parts of the world
on the web…thru rap and basketball…by making everyone a hoodem , a rapper or
basketball player….to improve their ….
Mica: stop no..no…
SOLO Roxy :I mean I totally agree with our new direction on
the web…I mean love, compassion, consideration, to help and improve one another
like brothers and sisters….to improve U to lose you….to share you, to give away
you! Its great .
But I think we can do it better without Scot. And without
man.
IDU song –Rap version
from scot- p.s. at the end of song
Scot: by the way, I told Issiah to say exactly what I told
him to say…Not bad for a hoodem ceo huh?
Camera back to Garden with Goober and Scarlet trying to get
the two cats to leap up to a jalepena chip tied on a string 12 ft high..
Goober: cmon homeboy , u can do it, u can get it…you are
from the streets..
Scarlet: cmon kitty , it s not so tough
SOLO : Goober : I don’t know why these knuckle heads are
trying so hard to figure out a new direction for the company. What about a new
world guiness book record? That will attract the attention of the world ! How about just Improving cats to jump to new
heights for a jalepena chip? Or honey mustard with onion? Or spicy buffalo
cheetos? Hmm..spicy buffalo…hey Scarlet, is that in the guiness book under
cats?
END
Ep 3. PASSION – So much passion equals no passion! Getting web2.0 rolling
Mgmt Office – Hanging on the Wall – today is action day!
Zoom into eyeballs of scot
Scot : Yes, it’s a
brand new day at idu where IDU is about U and guess what?
U got it kid…I m still the ceo!
SOLO : Roxy: well Not for long! today is also evaluation day
from our founder Grandmaster Lee …its already 2 wks since scot turns ceo and we
did virtually nothing…nil, zip, and any
minute now the fax is goin to come in to
get his ass fired !
Conf Rm camera on
everyone
Scot: ok guys today is evalution day, so I need
everyone to tell me what they have accomplish so far in this last wk…..
Camera goes around rm:
Scot : who is goin first….
Gene snoring wayside….
Scot: Gene! U tend to like working in your sleep so why
don’t u go first….
Gene half eyed: wha! What ? we ran out of beer?
Sandra helping gene out, whispering : No no …Scot is asking
u what u did this wk for the company…
Gene: Oh! Besides making sure we have stacks of beer stored
in the basement ….i mean we tend to work late a lot…. I ve been making the
office smell more positive by burning this incense I got from the Bronx …it is
call Tiguana Smell Positive incense…I mean people have been complaining that
this office smells everytime they walk near me…. So I thought…anyway its suppose
to make u think positive after u smell it!
Owen staring at Will – almost knowing what Will is goin to
say next..
Owen stopping Will from saying: No nope, its ok…its ok
Scarlet: Well, we
know what idu is about u, and love, compassion, consideration and ..and
…what Owen…oh yes improving u to give u away !!
Scot and Mica nodding …….
Scarlet: So what I did
all wk was Improve the garden outside , make it real nice and neat so
that the cats can have a beautiful
lounge to play with each day. Talk about
feeling our love and compassion while saving the environment !
Scot shaking his head in disbelief…
Scot : I m asking u guys to do something positive to run our
web2.0 buisness…how is all these making money or bringing traffic to the web?
Goober cuts in :
that’s right ! at least what I did will make us money. I went out and
bought all the hagen daz green tea ice
cream with my own life savings and store them n the fridge right here…
Owen staring at Sandra
Goober: because I
read that they are going to stop growing those grren tea due to some
environmental protection …so when that day comes…we might be able to do a Green
tea and U 2.0 and sell those ice cream on the web for a kaboo amount! And guess
how much web traffic that day will bring!
Roxy shaking her head….Scot bang his head on the table..mica
shaking her head…
A BEEP BEEP were heard…
Roxy: that is the Fax!
That is the fax from Grandmaster Lee.!.
Sandra chasing out of the door: I ll get it!
IDU SONG – PASSION –too much passion is zero passion
SOLO : Roxy : here comes the fax everyone is waiting
for….scots last day…my day of glory…
Scot reading from the fax…
Scot: From
Grandmaster Lee ..to Scot, ceo. Dear
Scot and guys, it has been 2 wks …lots
of ideas …no results……same reason why the last management was fired.. lots of doing without doing… on nothing
Roxy nodding her head , everyone concerned
Scot swallowed and read on:
Scot: Before goin on to what is important a few comment on
each one:
Owen: start using your charisma and get some sufer dudes
sign up on the web already!
Scarlet: cats and
flowers are alive but they don’t use websites, so remember that
Goober: keep thinking out of the box! But stop forcing the cats to break some world record and stop
playing with gene’s ear.
Gene: Use your creativity more when u r drunk …your best
ideas come easy
Will: it is not stupid or dumb
Sandra: tell Will its not stupid or dumb
Scot: Great job!
Roxy: Stop bitching
about man.
Roxy: U lying son of a bitch scot, let me read it …
Roxy trying to snatch that fax away from scot and succeeded
Roxy tries to read it
again …
Roxy: ok calm down everyone…. Ok here goes….everything scot
said is true until
Ah ha –
Scot: where is the millions of rapper paradise u promised me? I see only
five rappers or 5 pictures so far on our web..and they are all u! in different
disguise ?
5 pictures of scot shown
Roxy carries on reading:
and Mica: Keep looking after Scot and help him more!
Ah hah see …Grandmaster lee knows u r a fu*** up…
And Roxy: Stop bitching……
Roxy stops reading….embarrassed…
Roxy: how did Grandmaster Lee knows I bitching about
man? Who told him? Who did?
Roxy looking around…and then staring at Scot
Scot: I swear in my hoods name and in the grand thunder of
rap that I aint swing so low ….
Roxy didn’t want to believe him but soft of did and starts
looking around
Roxy: so who did? Is
there camera hidden around here? Secret cameras? I don’t work In a place that
don’t respect workers privacy u know!
Everyone staring in disbeliefs, looking at each other…and
finally
Will : I did….i told him
Roxy screaming: why did u do that ? because I m puppet?
Will: what do u mean? I have to tell him everything, he is
my brother
Everyone staring at Will in disbeliefs
Owen: u r Grandmaster Lees brother?
Will: what!? U mean u guys didn’t know?
Everyone quiet, jaws open in disbeliefs…..
Will: See what I mean? Its all stupid, this is dumb! This is
dumb!
Will storms out of the rm furiously
SOLO : Sandra: Now it
kinda make sense why Grandmaster lee will hire someone like Will….And why he is here…I mean all he
ever did was ..u know…”:this is dumb, this is stupid!”
Mgmt Rm with Scot and Mica
Scot: well….at the
end of meeting, I m still ceo of idu where idu aint about I , its still all about
u…
Well u see(holdig up the fax), at the end of the fax it
Grandmaster lee didn’t say I was fired…it just says this is your last chance
team, and scot get your rap together or you know what…..
Yep authentic cats paw…always verify that…
Mica: I think this is really your last chance scot…I mean
OURlast chance…so he didn’t bother firing you or anyone….
Scot: No sis…Grandmaster lee is a wise man, he see me as a
puppet of passion…a puppet of the
arts….a puppet of our times..he aint firing some street rapper who..
Wait passion…hmm…that’s it!
Im passion….. I equal passion and yes…Passion will bring us to glory
Mica: what?
SOLO camera on Roxy
talking to a guy
Roxy: I understand
why Grandmaster lee is being nice with scot, generous about giving chances, and I know I m still next in line if he f** up again……..But
cant u see , scot is a Fuk ** up, I mean he cant even ask simple interview qns
or give simple orders, all that come out of his mouth is some bullshit rappily
crap,, we will be 100 times more productive and proftablre if I m ceo
today, now ….and u don’t have to give me
as much stock options…so so can u pls tell Grandmaster lee….
It turns out Roxy was talking to Will…..
Will silent, whispering and then : puppets! Puppets! This is dumb! Dumbest thing ever!
And he stormed out again
Conf. Rm – scot-mica with everyone
Scot: ok gang…(with a coarse voice)…hum hum …well we know
idu is about…hum humm……shit I seems to lost my voice, rap too much….ok Mica u
go ahead…..
Mica: ok guys…we need
to come out with ways to make money and brings lots of traffic fast to our
website so we need to take our ideas to
action FAST! So we know idu is about u, loving yourself to love others, its finding
out who u are, your purpose, Improve u to lose u, to give u away, doing without
doing….
Everyone nodding…Gene wearing a straw hat dozing off at far
corner, Goober drinking his new green
aloe tea, playing with his straw……and a white cat shows up next to Owen….
Mica: But
we forgot passion! We need to tie all this to passion! We got to use your
passion, the public passion , use everyone passion to fulfill your purpose, to
improve u, to share and give that passion away, use your passion to help
others!!
Scot still trying to speak:
yes! Passio…cough cough we need to…cough
Ok ok I cant speak anymore…form now on …(looking around
)….Owen …u r the interim ceo on my behalf till I speak better….
Owen look around: me?
Roxy: u cant do that! U r the ceo, u cant….
Scot shrieking his voice: sure my balls I could…I m the ceo,
I have the power to delegate my power to someone interim…go check the Puppet
CEO Directory on amazon..oh we have one on
the shelf….
Camera to shelf
Roxy: u ..u..
SOLO Owen excited, loud : not in my surfer pants dream do I
think I will ever be ceo one day! I will show u what I got! Oh what? Interim?
Yeah..What does that mean? Spell it again?
SOLO Roxy: that’s sleeze of Scot to pull that out of his
smelly hat…I bet u he lost his voice on purpose so he could dump it on Owen..so
in case we fail this next time, he can just blame it on Owen….
SOLO : SCOT: did I lose my voice on purpose? Cough cough
cough cough(trying to speak)…water ..water…!
Conf RM
Owen : ok guess I m now inter—rum , inter..ok whatever , im
now CEO
Will staring at him…goin to burst again.
Owen: ok dude ok and I will do my best to bring glory to all
of u and
Scot coarse voice: cut to the chase kid….cough cough
Owen: ok so where were we…oh yes! I need each of you to mention your passion
and how we tie your passion to what idu is about, which is …which is
…pahpilypah all the great stuff that makes u high….i mean
Mica: Owen stop using high, or words that means drug and bad
things…
Owen : ok sorry sorry I m ceo now, I forgot, yes gd public
image….ok
Yes where am I …ok ..we need each one of u to tell me how
your passion could bring out the peoples passion and how we goin to make lots
of money!
Owen: so
Goober: well I have many passions…rock climbing, bug
hunting, turtle riding, eating all kinds of chips, but my real passion is
making films…making all kinds of films, documentary, horror, action, mystery…
Owen: ok ok stop…choose one passion and tell us your
strategy
Goober: I got it…we will make a mystery movie on our web
about how a bunch of smart puppets run a web 2.0 company!
Everyone look around…..
Will : This is dumb. This is the dumbest thing ever!
And storms out again.
Gene: Well is easy
…passion…I like to drink and smoke and read lots of gd books…I mean I used to
read….and I m a speed reader
Everyone staring at him in disbeliefs……
Gene: and I have a photographic memory, I remember every
word of wisdom …..=well at least when I m not drunk…
Owen : ok ok gene..tell us your idea
Gene: well ok … I
mean I know I m most myself when I m drunk, I m most peaceful…u see u sure cant
make enemies when u r drunk ….so why don’t we start a web2.0 to get everyone
drunk all the time…in every part of the world ….that way we make only friends
and no enemies and achieve world peace!
Owen: hmm….not bad…
Mica:
but that’s not Improving….we r suppose to use passion to improve people…that’s
just putting people to waste…….
Mica: well, I like to draw and write…see heres my diary, it
has all my ideas and characters that I draw up….ideas thru out my whole life…on
how to improve the world, how to help people….see pg 112 on the hoola dance – how we should all dance
around topless with Polynesian grass hats and bikinis so that we recall our
origin – origin of love and compassion and….
Owen: okok we get it.
Mica: and also i
like to cook…(goober’s sleepy eyes got big)
I mean baked ..make all kinds of funky cookies and fruity fluffed
bagels…
Owen getting impatient: ok ok so your passion is bagels!
Next… Scarlet!
Scarlet: My passion is ..is a world of no passion…where the
world is quiet and peaceful where no one fights over success, stupid
ambition or passion! A world one with
the green..with nature..oh yes I do have passion I guess…nature and the cats!
Owen:ok… and how do u use ur passion to help others and help
us make money?
Scarlet: I don’t
know…well.. maybe we could adopt all the
cats and teach them to respect the environment by not shitting at nature…and we
make money by ..by
Gene sleepily cuts in : by selling the cats shit as
fertilizer to 3rd world nations …
Scarlet: yes yes..
Owen staring at Will in disbeliefs
Owen :ok Scot, your turn ..
Scot still in coarse
voice tell Mica to read from his writing
: Mica..read this , hum hum
Mica reading: ok hoodies, my passion is music and rap so how
do I use rap to help the world? Here goes kid….
Here yo teachers and coaches,
Stop teaching kids like they
roaches,
Be a rapper, hipiliy clap
Teach thru humor and mo concept.
Hipily rap rap
Educate without educate
smoke without smoking
do without doing
rap without rapping
Doggy shag without
fuc**ing
Hipily rap
Owen staring at Sandra…
Owen : translation pls…
Scot: ha! I knew u will ask for it! Not boyz in the hood
aint boyz in the hood….
Well, cough cough , I hide the translation with Gene,
knowing that someone unscrupulous is goin to steal my idea ( scot staring Roxy)
Roxy : what?! U…dirty
Owen staring at Gene, half drunk with his brown bag again…
Owen: well gene….
Scot: Gene…u still drunk?
Gene: yup… (blurb loudly)
Scot: Good! Gene u gd dog…. That mean u still remember my
words…
Gene: what?! Your….oh oh
yes… it means we going to high
schools to recruit the teacher and mentors to become rappers, so they truly
use Proper tact and tone to
communicate to the troubled neighborhood
kids better….so the kids can rap with their teachers….
Everyone nodding with surprise ……
Gene: and we goin to make the teachers and troubled kids to
sign up on our web and spread Scot NASTY style of rap, oh….no no imean to spread their style of rap on the web and sell it on the web and we
get a cut of the whole hipily rap!
Owen and Will
impressed for once….wide eyed
Owen: ok ok gd idea….i think this is the best idea we got
…so if there is no more ideas from u guys, we will take Scot’s idea and …
Roxy pissed at what is goin on
Roxy: wait wait, I have a better idea!
Owen: yes roxy?
Roxy trying to come out with any idea to stop Scots,
speaking slowly
Roxy: my brilliant idea is ….is…..i mean my passion is about
achieving success, to overchieve and excel in evcerything I do, to win in everything,
excellence is my passion!
Winning is nothing…its everything! I will do anything to
win!
Owen puzzled: And ?
Roxy: And …and…. Well Mica’s idea is pretty gd…her bagel…
delicious bagel…
Roxy looking at mica …..subconsciously for help……
Mica: yeah…I do like to cook…if we could only use bagel to
help people..hmm…
All of a sudden, a stranger appear on the window of the
Conference Rm…Scarlet saw it and yelled
Scarlet: eeeeeee.!!!
Evryone goes: what what
Mica: ohj don’t
worry! That’s just homeless Tim…he shows up once in awhile..to sleep in our
garden when it gets cold…we invited him to our office a few times under old
mgmt…he is a little mental about his missing rocket ship made of poo….. but he
is harmless…
Roxy goes excitedly: that’s it!!! Homeless! We will go collect all the unsold
bagels from the bakeries and sell it to the homeless for ten cents !
Mica and everyone shocked and nodding…..
Roxy: and we will
make the homeless sign up on the web to refer more homeless…and we got traffic and
money!!!
Mica: that’s right…and we will solve worldwide hunger this
way!
Goober: the problem is most bagel stores wont give u the
unsold bagels until days after it gets really staled and bad…..i ask for free goodies all the time so I
know….not a gd poo poo experience u know?
Roxy: so we buy the not so stale ones for cheap ! whats our
budget?
Owen: $1 dollar for each idea
Everyone staring at Will in disbeliefs.
Roxy: I get deal with
$1, with $1 we will sell for $2 and buy more and sell more..on and on.. a piece
of cake….i ve done this a thousand times
over…and with the homeless as referrals…1 refers 1 …we will be making thousands
in no time…piece of cake.
Owen : Ok we have 2 ideas and we are goin to divide us into
2 groups for the 2 ideas…we are goin to test and pilot these 2 ideas tomorrow…
Roxy : don’t put me with scot, I mean …he cant even speak
Scot in harsh low voice: u got it sis…
Owen:
ok ok …so Scot, u will lead Scarlet, goober, gene and will for the rappers idea
And the
second group will be Roxy Sandra mica and I for the bagel idea
Goober and Gene complaining for they like food: Cant we be
in the bagel grp?
Owen sensing the problem:
no nope…case closed
Goober and Gene sags
Roxy bossing in: and I will lead..our grp
Owen: no..no I m the ceo
Roxy: the interim ceo..
Owen : yes the in te..rum , ok still the ceo so I wil lead
Roxy : ok fine ….but wait why is there 5 in scots grp and we
got 4, that is not fair!
SOLO Sandra: we all know that Will doesn’t really like to
work so u know…Roxy is just being an ass
about it
Owen staring at Will
Roxy : u know if we lose, we goin get fired cause they have
one more person
Will: what is this…the apprenctice? this is all stupid, dumbest thing ever!
And he walks out fuming
Owen: well…now we have 4 against 4…..
SOLO: ROXY and MICA
:
Mica: I m glad to finally able to work with Roxy, someone
capable of getting things done.
Roxy: U see how scot
tries to steal the spotlight with his stupid rapper paradise crap again?
I say its crap not rap! Full of rats not …
Mica : ok ok stop he
is still ceo
Roxy: I m goin to nail this project once and for all,
finally send scot packing…and show him what success is, what it takes to bring
success..show him that passion =success !
And what? Goobers concern about bagel being stale..i mean
give me a break, we eat bad food all the time. U just got to take a bad shit
and its over. Whats the big deal? U think the homeless cares if its stale? They
r lucky to eat anything! Eat the stale bread or die of hunger! They wont know
the difference! If it means selling stale bagels to win this task and make me
ceo, so be it!
Mica shocked.
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Success – power fame mony love
Success vs love relationship ?? is success necessary at all
or just personal gwth
What if work is not play, success no t tied to passion
Obsession, Blind ambition, greed, , vs consideration for others
When is greed, ambition ok? ======Orighanl intetn/desire and
necessity of pride.
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SOLO Mica: I mean its gd to have passion and share your
passion with the world, but when it gets to a pt that passion becomes to win at
all cost, at any price and cause u to
lose that love and considerations for others – u lose yourself and u
lose others.
SONG: too much
passion is zero passion – u lose u.
Sound of Roxy on the roof
Roxy : I will jump , I will jump if u don’t make me ceo! U
guys hear me?
Owen and will runs out
Owen: what the ?
Will just stared
Goober rushing out with a chair where gene snores away.
Goober: No don’t jump roxy…wait….ok now its better….u can jump now…u should hit
gene’s comfy belly, u wont feel a
thing…just remember that onion bagel u promised me…oops…
Goober left
Will looked at Owen and : this is stupid, this is the
dumbest thing ever!
And he fumed out again.Owen stared and followed him
Roxy: helo….helo …anybody there?
END
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will
Gene
goober
Scarlet:
Scot:
Mica
Roxy
sandra
Owen
Ep 4
- Success – To win at all cost, you must
first lose at all cost
Camera on Mgmt office with sign hanging “today = success for
Scot Nasty PAradise”
Knocks on door..
Scot: oh.. come on in…
WhiteTeacher1 came in : hi ..imhere for the Teach thru Rap and Get REALLY FAMOU
S project?
SOLO : Scot: yes !
today is Teach thru Rap day and its Scot Nasty Rap Paradise happening day! We goin to teach the local high school
teachers on using rap to teach the troubled neighborhood kids….u know todays kids
don’t like being lectured, learn, stay in school and all that…so I f we can
somehow get the teachers to speak their language, we might actually educate them thru Concepts and humor thru
rap!
Camera back to Office with teacher1 trying to learn rap badly…
Teacher1: hey yo, master bee here…u aint hear me till u hear
me say eat those words:listen to papa, swallow this…swallow that ….swallow my
word…
Scarlet disgusted and Scot stared shaking his head……
Song – winning at all
cost….
Camera back to Mgmt Office
Scot: yup, we are here to use Scot Nasty rap, my rap,
to teach the kids , educate them, I mean
its all about tact and tone, understanding the kids, where they come
from….speaking to them on the same level …thas the only chance….teach them to
take action over inaction, over complacency, laziness, shyness…..to just do the
right things all the time….u get it..?
BlackTeacher2 nods hesistatingly……
Scot : you are black so this must be easy for u , so show me
ur rap?
BlackTeacher2: yes show me the money, show me the love and I
wont shove my words in ur throat ….and .,..and …..lets try to show the world my
love ( this he sings in loud pop blues)
Scot likes it in the beginning and then shakes his head in
disbelief…..
SOLO Scarlet: Scot
makes the mistake that getting teachers
to master rap is a easy thing…..i mean it will be easier to get my cats to jump
thru fire hoops
Camera back to Scot…
Scot : all right this is goin nowhere….no one aint goin to
master my kind of rap…that’s why I m scot Nasty the king of rap….so i m goin to be the rapper and the Teacher, we
goin to teach these street kids some proper etiquette and culture….some love
and compassion ….for ME! Scot Nasty!
Camera to Bagel store with
Mica, roxy, Sandra, owen
Indian Bagel store owner: no no we cant give u the leftover bagels!!no no go away….
Roxy pissed : why not?
IndianBagel store owner:
I mean if somebody get sicked eating those bagels…we get sued….we don’t
want to be sued …we don’t need trouble
Roxy strong headed : no one is goin to sue you…the homeless
has no money..they don’t even have
energy to walk to a lawyer…
Bagel owner: no no we don’t need trouble…go away
Mica: oh… but cant u spare some bagels for the poor
homeless….i mean I really don’t think they will get sick eating ur
bagels…imean…
Bagelowner: easy for u to say….if I get sued who
responsible? U ? u guys gone in the
wind….i m responsible …I get sued!
Owen trying to be smart: welll I m a lawyer…..i practiced
law for 12 yrs…I will defend u if that happens….
Bagelowener not believing, staring at Owen wearing tshirt
and sufer pants: u lawyer?…..which law firm ?
Owen stuttering: well….welll…Puppet and Muppets Esq.
BagelOwner staring : yeah…go away go away ..no time for
this….
SOLO Owen: for this project, where our budget is $1, We
decided to approach all bagel stores so we can offer them to the homeless for a
cheap price like 10 cents..and hopefully solve hunger….
And we have been to at least 7 bagel stores and they are all
afraid of this legal issue…..
Of food poisoning and getting sued…
Camera back to Mica begging….
Mica start begging: oh please…cant we just have some ….i
mean we been everywhere….dont u feel sorry for the poor homeless? I mean I
will work for u for free if you could
spare some bagels….
Roxy startled and tries to stop mica from begging: Stop mica! What u doing? Don’t get so low as
to beg this bastard? Cant u see ? he is a coward bastard who don’t care ? u beg
someone like that!
BagelOwner getting pissed : what u call me? A coward bastard?
Now go away all of u…..before I call police
SOLO: Roxy: I think its so wrong of mica to beg this guy…I
mean its so without pride, without sense of dignity, self-esteem….how could u
function as a person without any self-esteem?
Cmaera back to mica
Mica: oh oh I m sorry we don’t mean to insult u…we just want
some bagels for the poor homeless…have some heart…..imagine..
BagelOwenr: I don’t care
about the homeless….now go go!
SOLO Owen and Sandra
Owen: no no I don’t think Mica is low without pride and
dignity..i meanb I know her welll by now after all these wks working
together….she definitely have pride and direction…i mean I m actually touched and moved by her love and compassion
for the homeless …and her willingness to sacrifice her ego for them…. I know I
wont beg anyone….what? you asking “is it proper if the head of a nation would
beg for food from other nation for its
people and loses his self esteem?” that’s a gd qn…..hmm…..
SOLO Sandra: when it comes to love/compassion versus pride
and ego…..i mean mother teresa did beg for food for the indians in India when
the Roman church initially not feeling right about the pride issue but finally
agreed to it …..I think the head of a
nation should be respected by its people or by everyone in the universe …not to
be looked down at…he did it out of love and compassion for his people…. Nothing
greater than love u know……..
Sandra thinking fast cuts in: why if I show u my titees….
Bagelowner: what tee
what? What u say?
Sandra: my teeties….my breasts…B-R-E A
Bageowner: oh oh breasts…what your breasts?
Sandra: yeah yeah mine, nice and big
Bagelowner: no no not interested…..but I am interested in
his breasts….(pointing to Owen)
Owen shocked: what? Me?
Camera back to Scot and team in rough neighborhood:
Rap1 about Breasts boobs
Scot teaching a bunch like 4 bad kids using rap:
Don’t u disrespect those
big boobs,
Even of they aint same shape and size,
Respect and Tolerance from the books
No no disrespect
For the boobs come from the same coop
For the boobs come from the same mama..
BadKid1 staring at each other : wha u saying….?! What u said
about my mama?
SOLO Scarlet: I cant believe I m back in the hood again with
scot….did it once last time…but I respect scots energy in teaching these
troubled kids proper etiquette …u know respect, politeness, tolerance ,
acceptance and consideration and all
that…..
Camera back to Mica;s
team setup with bagel stand for 10 cents for the poor
Sandra and Owen: Bagels for 10 cents! Nice and puffy bagels!
SOLO Roxy: I can t
believe Owen will go so low as to show that bastard bagel owner his breasts….so
without pride and self esteem…who knows what else he showed him!
SOLO Owen: I just showed him my breasts! Nothing else! I
swear its all topless! Nothing wrong with topless! I go to strip clubs….nothing
wrong with the appreciation of art! Of
the human body!
SOLO Roxy: I don’t know what Owen did…but we got a great amt
of bagels for our $1…for a hundred of them….and that pervert bagel bastard
promised us thousands more….as long as Owen keeps showing up…
Camera back to mica
Mica: well, sales is
goin a little slow…..i mean these poor homeless has no money…we sold only 2
bagels so far…I feel so sorry for them…a lot of them are so hungry they could
hardly walk or speak….i wish I could just give the bagels away…
Roxy: u what!!! No way, we only have a hundred bagels…if u
start givin them away we wont make enough money to buy more bagels and we will
lose this project! I m goin to win this
task and be ceo no matter what! So no way u do that!
Camera back to Scot - rap on “so no
way u do that
Scot: so No way u do that!
Anger and viciousness…
So negative no love that consciousness
For love selflessly truthfully,
Its all bout ”others and compassion first….
So put yo small ego and fried plantain aside
And spread that rap of love inside
Bad kid2: wha? What u say about my plantain? U saying I have a small dick ? Its that what
u sayin?
Camera back to Roxy
and team
Roxy: shouting her lungs off: I m saying ….buy 1 get 2
free!!!! I mean get 3 free!!! Comeon homeless..come out from ur home …wherever
u hiding…..
Sandra shaking her head: maybe there is a better way….what
about the same trick? Owen why don’t u start stripping and dancing to attract
more crowd?
Owen: what ? again!? I don’t think it’s a great idea….
Roxy excited cuts in: it’s a great idea! I mean even the homeless gets horny…come on!
Owen stared at her in disbeliefs.
SOLO Roxy: what? Pride and dignity? I mean it is desperate
moments…imean we have to win this task…owen don’t really mind…and if it means
me winning or losing …its ok!
Camera back to Scot and team.
Rap about Pride and Dignity winning and losing
Scot: it aint about size of ur dick
It aint bout winning or losing
Its all bout pride and dignity
So speak up
Rise up
Against the laziness no more
Against complacency no more
Show that head of your mojo
Action over inaction!
Badkid2 pissed : I
will show u the head of my mojo alright….
Camera back to Micas team with Owen strip dancing on top of
a box….
2 homeless shows up, farts/blurbs and left…
Camera back to Scot team with blubs and farts in scots face
Scot getting beat up and farted in his face while gene
wrestle with badkid1 with Goober cheering him on with his icecream cone….
Scarlet shouting :police police
to scare the boyz
Badkid1 running: go back to ur hood puppet! Or I give u
more!
SOLO Gene with his beercan
: I know Scot is trying to teach the kids proper culture, etiquette,
love and compassion, action over inaction and all that but too
much shock value in his rap… like dick and boobs , so lack of concept,
tact and humor…..
Good artists don’t use shock value to promote their art – it
s just insulting to their talent…. to use shock value like sex or violence…its
like telling the world I m incapable, I don’t have mojo, I need shock to get attention!
Camera back to Micas team
Roxy : this is not goin well at all…we only sold 8 bagels…
Sandra: and the bagels are getting bad….why don’t we just
give them away like mica said and….
Roxy: that’s it!!! We
should give them away to the homeless so they can help us sell it!!
That’s it ! buy 1 and 1 free to sell to your fellow hungry
brother or sister! Get rich fast! Never be hungry again! Make money selling our
bagels!
Who cares if the bagels are stale….they will all take a shit
and that it…
Owen stared at Sandra in disbelief….
Camera back to scot taking a shit
Scalet: what u doing scot?
Scot: why never seen a puppet take a shit?
Scarlet: why… do puppets take a shit after gotton beat up?
Gene: Well scot, this
is goin nowhere…I think u lack concept and humor in ur rap….u piss people that
way with the negatives…
Scot yelling: u what? U think Nasty Rap lacks what? Why
don’t u give a shot if u thnk is that easy!
Camera to Gene rapping
Gene rapping with CONCEPT and HUMOR while drinking:
why it aint the drugs that makes me drowsy
and It aint the booze that give me the smoozzz
It’s the smile and pride on mamas face that give me the buzz
The buzz that forever make me cozy!
Badkid3 surprised and nod: hmm…. Interesting …..i have a gd
mama…whats ur name in the hood?
Scot and Scarlet in disbelief while Gene answered : the
Purple Drunken Furz…
Camera back to Conf Rm..camera to Scot with a bruised face
with Owen announcing the results
Owen: Well Scot’s
team worked all day and the result is :
1 signup on our web, with $3 contributed by badkid3 thanking the Purple Drunken
Furz for helping him see the light, thru his rap, about the importance of taking action over
inaction, love and compassion , being selfless, serving others with no
ego, bout respect and tolerance, acceptance and
consideration of all others at all times and he.. yes…. he accepts and tolerates
Scot Nasty horrible style of rap…for now…
SOLO Roxy: yes ! yes! I m finally goin to win this one!
I will be ceo !
Owen: And Micas grp
sold 2542 bagels thru roxys brilliant campaign on helping other help themselves
….and made …and made …zero dollars. Zero
as in zip, nada.
Roxy in disbelief : what happen? Where is all the money?
Owen: because…because….cough cough…I …soar throat yelling
all day selling bagels…cough …water! ….
Sandra shameless cuts in:
Owen and Mica bought more bagels with the money and gave all the bagels
away!
Roxy : u what!! I
cant believe… u what!!!
SOLO Sandra: Owen and mica was afraid of Roxys bossy nature
and so did it secretly…
I told them to just confront Roxy about it…to have the
courage to speak up about doing something right…nothing more important than
saving people from dying of hunger…sometimes positive anger and criticisms are
needed to get the right things done, not hesistation and procrastination to
maintain a false sense of wrongful peacefulness.
Owen: so the winner is Scot Nasty with 1 sign up and $3 made
on our web!!!
Scot: yes!!! Scot Nasty is Dynasty! Scot Nasty rules!
SONG – about blurbing
and farting
Camera back to owen with fax just came in after midnight…
Owen reading to Roxy
alone since everyone is sleeping
Owen: from Grandmaster Lee with his catspaw as authentic
signature….he says:
Although Scot wins with $3, I declare Micas grp the real
winner as they truly understand to win at all cost, you have to first lose at
all cost, to lose that ego, and serve all others…for successs in business =
success in life first and foremost…..
Roxy yelling hugging Owen: yes yes we won!!! I cant believe
it! I totally cant believe…..
I will be ceo! I will
be….
Owen let go of hug as he is in pain…..massaging his nipples…
Roxy: what happen ? where u hurting? Ur nipples? U mean that bagel bastard ….
U mean he….
Owen: no no! nothing like that! No no … imean its no big
deal?
Ends
Song ends with blurbing and farting
Tact and tone – education mentoring, cultured and proper
etiquette
Gene teachingConceptual humor instead of shock value
Artist Shock value 3
raps addressed
scot got laughed at
for being faked and bad teacher…
Scarlet, goober and gene gave it a shot,
gene succeded with one bad kid….
$1 made at the end(scot cheats I tunes) with one real thk
you note with real help from gene
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but no homeless could afford to pay, some beg, mica felt
sorry but roxy refused
with owen and sandra’s help – give some away
made no money in end as give away exeeeds made and no web
sign up
Though scot wins , micas grp declared the real winner thru
fax
Song Success in life principles = success in businesses=
lose yourself, lose ego, have consideration for all others (perfect world n.1 rule)serve all
others, love all others
Roxy declare she is winner and ceo next
End
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Ep 4
- Success – To win at all cost, you must
first lose at all cost
Courage
to speak up against consensus, loyalty, faithfulness
Versus
being complacent
A yearn
for peace, Respect and tolerance doesn’t mean not speaking up against a wrong
consensus
Practice
of positive anger over wrong doings and
complacency
Positive
versus negative criticism
Forgive
versus not forgive based on accoutntability and structure
Shock value artist vs business ethics- scot
Bagel
Success in life principles = success in businesses= lose
yourself, lose ego, have consideration
for all others (perfect world n.1 rule)serve all others, love all others
Issue of being cultured and proper etiquette = tact and tone
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True freedom= responsibility to do the right things at all
times and maintain consideration for all
It is perfection theat creates the freedom, creativity for
growth – not the lack of it
Perfectionist - tiger
woods
Compromise = love/compasson versus rules structure ep4 or 5?
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Ep 5 - Helping –
Helping everyone is selfish, Helping everyone completes YOU
Office Door – Charity Month!
Give and u shall Receive!
Camera to Will
Will: Well, well…I ….this is so stupid, this is so dumb …but
I m the new ceo of IDU –where bliss is about YOU…
SONG - Help others to help yourself
Mgmt office with Owen
Owen referring to the paper on the door: Well, this is
charity mth at idu! And yes, idu do this once a year to remind workers at IDU
that IDU is about U – Giving!
Give and u shall receive!
And we really need to start receiving because business at our company
has been real slow, our ideas sucked, and we are burning lots of cash….
Conference Rm with
everyone waiting for Will appearance as the new ceo to speak as Will has never spoken more than
his usual 5 words…..
SOLO Sandra: everyone here is real excited, not because of
the turn of events where roxy is still not ceo despite having won the pilot
project last wk with the bagels, but because Will is speaking for the first
time beyond his usual five words u know:
this is stupid..this is dumb…
Conference Rm Will showed up finally in his usual demeanor
People claps, he speaks..
Will: Ok…I m the …I m the …ok ..this is so stupid, the
dumbest thing ever…ok Owen u take over …u still the interim ceo….
And the office sigh at Will not being able to speak more
Sandra and people: that’s it!?
Owen shocked , took over and starts reading the fax
Owen: ok ok I m honored to be your in –terum ceo , whatever
that word means, ceo again
And I m goin to read the fax from Grandmaster Lee regarding
our performance last wk
Everyon looking excited:
Owen: Reading from FAX : Nice try on Scots Rapper- teachers
campaign – revolutionary idea, bad
execution, scot u blow your last chance as ceo.
Mica bagel cure all
hunger campaign – also great idea, so so results, but great show of hearts from
Mica and Owen. Though I declare u guys winners, the results really sucks and
Roxy – till u learn the success in
business = success in life, u wont be ceo at the meantime. Therefore Will be ceo till the day someone succeed in life to
succeed in business at the company.
Gene : keep up the gd ideas…..be healthy but stay
drunk…..your ideas makes more sense that way….
Goober: I have not hear one out of the box idea from u for a
while. Has the south African phenol-purple bugs gotton to u?
And yes, idu is now vegetarian, adopting Scarlet’s idea of
anti-killing of animals and of all living things…so only non-rooted vegetables
allowed during lunch time- for the rooted ones also constitute killing of
vegetables, of living things
Catspaw as signature. Fax ends
Everyone staring at a very haughty Scarlet in disbeliefs
SOLO Roxy : I totally understand what Grandmaster Lee is
saying…..well I always have a tough time acting to be someone I m not…I m
straight fwd with no bullshit…well we would have done better in the last
project if not because of mica and owen giving all the bagels away…
For this wks charity project I m goin to kick some ass with
my own idea this time and no morons to mess me up. And yes…I will pretend to be
more humane….
Knock Knock on the door
In comes Coco, a Save the Children non profit Counselor
Owen: well ….she sure looks …different…yup..oh sorry I
mean Coco is here to consult us, help us
bring charity to the next level! I mean shes here to help us figure out how to
merge the power of the web, the power of web20 and charity to make the
collective power viral and powerful !
SOLO Scot shaking his head: I aint see how a sweet boby doll
like her could have any brains, or ideas….
Coco: ok guys, who can tell me what is the biggest obstacle
to people doing charity? Anyone?
Everyone dozing off, especially gene and Goober is seen
catching a dragonfly flying around the office
Sandra surprisingly speaks up: Well, I think the biggest problem is lack of time…I
mean I look at myself..i m a receptionist, just like any 9 to 5 vers and I work
8 hrs, sleep 8 hrs commute and eat 3 hrs, and after a days of hard work , I
don’t have the energy or the attention of anything really…I just want to be on
my couch watching tv or talking on the phone……
CoCo : that sounds true, so is it just a matter of making charity convenient and
easy .. ok guys, first tell me if Idu has any formal charity plans or
guidelines….
Mica excitely jumps in, holding a 1 pg idu charity file from
her dary: Here it is! The idu charity
vision that I help created a few mths ago…..
To summarize, idu aims to overcome lack of time,
complacency, by making charity easy, convenient and cheap thru the web , such
as a $1 donation fun games, music viral campagins , And talking about having
lots of fun and still giving, u could pay games and contribute to charity like
cards or poker and shop at red.org, And
it is not only about giving money, but also your time and effort , such as
becoming a mentor or coach on the web or help fundraise for events? And even if
you don’t have the extra money, time or energy, you could still cast your vote to influence events
politically and globally at one.org or avaaz.org …….it just take a few seconds
on the web…
Roxy aggressively jumps in trying to prove that she knows
more than Coco : I think todays charity should be more competitive ! Why cant
charity be like a sports or business with global ranking where philanthropists
big or small compete for best ideas, most money raised, best collaboration and
execution of ideas ?
Coco : I think people usually give their money with an
unconditional attitude and not expect anything back, so to make it competitive
is making the ambience a bit unfriendly…
Roxy: Oh cut the crap!
Look at all the trillions of dollars lost in the internet bubble, the
trash that people willingly invested in
and the trillions of dollars wasted throughout economic crises domestically and
globally, like the s&l crises in the 90s, bailing out the airlines,the
mortgage crises we goin thru now…..imagine if those money could be spent wisely,
managed by the smartest brains and resources of wall st, venture capital world,
private equity and the hedge fund, management consulting community, all the
worlds problems would have already been solved in no time……if we could just
collaborate on the web these people and money to utilize better ideas…..
Gene: damn right, if only they could figure out how to turn
my beer piss into clean drinking water
then all I got to do is keep drinking my bud to save the world
Coco : That’s what the mirco-lending product is that come
out of these people- these are new
product that raise money from the public to form small loans to small
businesses in imporvish countries like inida and Africa to empower the local
economies…..
Goober: u mean if I loan my cheesballs and cracker jacks to
these poor folks, I get paid back with twice as much cheeseballs?
Scarlet:cutting in: well goober u just got to make sure that
the charities u give your cheeseballs to are audit and qualified by
charitynavigator.org – this website make sure that they are not scams……u know I
hate to be scammed, I hate scum bags and ugly thieves and anything bad..,
Owen looking at Scarlet impressed…
SOLO Owen with Scarlet in garden…
First with Owen camera without showing Scarlet : u know..i
have this weird kinky feeling for Scarlet ever since I first laid eyes on her
…u know she has this cute lofty floaty weird feeling about her when she is
stupid…..
But she looks differents when she acts smart…I mean she
looks beautiful …but in a different way..u know..charity navigator and all
that….
Camera to Scarlet WITH him
Scarlet: what do mean different? How ? In what way> And
when am I stupid?
Owen: I mean ..u look
different ..well u know.,…(cut off by cmaeraman asking a qn) what? Me ask for a date? U mean we ever dated? U
mean u want me to ask now? (looking at scarlet, shy) Ok …fine .
Scarlet, would u take off your flowery dress to reveal
me your most sacred blossom ?
(Scarlet not shocked…)
Owen : ahhah fool you cameraman ……I already did ask her a
few wks ago and unfortunately she is …she is only interested in Sandra.
Scarlet nods normally.
Back in Conf Rm with Coco and others
Mica keeps reading from idu charity vision: but I think the
biggest problem to charity is not money,
or time but complacency…I mean complacency out of gravity, u know laziness or
shyness ..i mean I could bump into a beggar on the street but because I m just
too shy to approach him, I didn’t give him that dollar he needs although I
really want to…. Or I m just too lazy and shy to walk that extra 2 blocks to
give that dollar…its all gravity and subtle resistance of life that prevents
charity from happening in our daily life…..
Coco : so how do u see we sovling that problem…
Mica excitedly : well that will be pg 205, …by making charity a culture, a first thought, not second, a
first nature, not second, by making
charity a natural thought, natural action. The same way we breathe, eat, sleep,
walks without much thinking….doing without doing….charity is not just for
Christmas, its a everyday thing…
Goober : u mean if helping people becomes like catching
exotic amazon bugs or eating twisted lemon rolls with extra sugar and cheese
and honey glazed with….
Owen: stop stop we got it …
Coco : and how would u make charity, helping people as
culture?
Mica: lets see…that will be pg 145: hmm…. Besides already
with web20 making helping people easy, free or cheap and effortless…I think if
we could make a habit of always remembering ourselves to help the person
closest to u who needs help, helping the guy next door and telling him to pass
the effort forward, helping the next person in line closest to
him….mathematically if one previledged can help one under priviledged, then all
the world’s problem will be solved
Scot jumps in : Yeah..it is easier to say that when u aint
from the hood…it aint helpin some brother in the hood if u just throw him a
dollar now and then… I mean u gotta teach a man how to fish instead of just
bringin him the fish…make a rapper out of him…don’t jus rap at him…
Owen: Right! Its about helping your neighbor to help
himself! That mentoring habit will make
charity natural and effortless! Its really about loving all strangers like
family, brothers to brothers, sisters to sisters, treating them the same way u
would liked to be treated when u need help…..
Scarlet: yeah….sounds
easier than done…i mean …But to set that kind of habit to make charity culture?
Mine I mean….i wont even dream of approaching anyone I dislike …forget about
talking or helping that person…or even mentoring to the extent that he could
fish for himself….
Sandra: there has
to be some kind of formula…I mean to approach a stranger and helping him?…I
mean I look at myself like any other average 9 to 5 vers with a normal job and
for a normal folk to approach a stranger and overcome the fear of the person
being a bad guy or overcome the initial shyness….i mean it is not easy or
natural at all…and trying to love a stranger u bump into for the first time….
Scot jumps in : Well like I always say..it s all about Tact
and Tone! With tact and tone comes courage! Sure it aint easy approaching a
different kind!But that’s where Respect come in….and people should learn from
the rappers on how to speak and rap differently with different people! Don’t
just rap with your kind, Have the courage
to rap with different kinds! And
then u could rap with any person and
help him! There aint rap if there is no communication!
Mica: well on pg 112…I think Its also the media’s
responsibility to set that kind of charity culture, I mean we are constantly
exposed to our tv sets nowadays …if we could promote charity as the new cool
and sexy….and lots of fun!
Coco : ok lots of ideas…before moving on to what u guys want
to do for charity mth ….to summarize from our discussion so far….we know that
our strategy is to be viral, lots of word of mouth , or we could use the
approach of one help one, to pass the effort forward ….with or without the
collective effort of web20…..and still after all that charity , make money for
the company
So who wants to go first ?
Coco looking around. Gene nappng as usual and Goober playing
his ear wax candle with fire lit.
Coco: how bout u Nasty…
Scot : that’s right Nasty Scot! .. im goin to stick to my
boysz in the hood…I mean I m goin to empower them , to help them help
themselves by making the brothers rappers de jour. Tour de force! We goin to put their rap on our web and
make them infamous and then filthy rich by selling their rap on itunes! And then they can pass the effort forward to
other brothers in the hood. I mean look at all the local gang violence, the the
crimes, drugs, booze problems in the
hood…its all cause of no direction…no direction in the youngs peoples mind…if
they could just focus on their passion, focus on Scot Nastys rap…and pass that
passion forward, we will eliminate all those problems thru rap!
Roxy belittling: Didn’t u tried that last wk Nasty? And
where did it all go?
Scot: No it aint like that… I made a mistake of trying to
educate them with my rap….i realize u couldn’t educate the hood….u gotto make
them rap with u!
Roxy shaking in disbeliefs …
SOLO Sandra: I like Scot’s spirit of never giving up on his
boys…and that he really understand how normal street people lives and behaves……so I m goin to help
him on this project….
Coco: ok whos next?
Camera at rm now with goober sticking a ear candle into
sleeping genes ear and both burning….
Roxy: I m goin to do
a Wonder Woman campaign – a womans movement, a self empowerment theme that
woman needs nobody but themselves to be strong, independent and successful….And
that they don’t need sex! ..i mean think
of all the single parent problems, divorce rate issues, abortion moral
hazards…I mean if they would just abstain from having sex…we could…
Scarlet excitely jumps in: make them lesbians?
Roxy startled:
les…what.no no !! we could make
them wonder woman – that woman is stronger than man, that they don’t have
special urges or needs to get things done! And yes we goin to ban porn!
Coco and others impressed, some dumbfounded….
Roxy: imagine the numbers of woman this movement is goin to
generate on the web and yes, for each woman that signs up, she will get a
wonderwoman bra…
Scarlet: oh I like supergirl better…can I get a supergirl
bra?
Everyone staring……
Coco uncomfortable looks around the rm where Goober has a
guest homeless tim sitting right next to him trying out the ear candle with
goober and gene…..
Coco scared: ahhh! Who is …..
Owen :oh calm down…that’s homeless tim, he is cool…we invite
him from time to time cause he is quite brilliant at times…he was an
artist..imean still is…just a little weird up there …
Coco: ok ok and whats all that sticks and smoke?
Goober : this is an ancient healing technique, call ear
candling, you just light it at one end and that’s it! Its supposed to clean and
extract all your dirty components in all parts ofyour head, body, ear,
nose,lungs….. you just let the fire loose, its quite safe.
Gene catching fire on his fur as he was still sleeping…..
Everyone shouting fire as owen quikly push unwilling Will to
hug Gene
to put fire out…..
After everyone calmed down, Mica asks homeless tim if he
felt the ear candle effect
Tim: wha..effect..i
thought its supposed to make me high…heee heaaaa haaaaa heee
No I m kidding…I m not that mental…yeah it feels ok , it
kind of clean sup my nose and breathing pattern felt better on the veins up
there..in my brain….makes me more
floaty…like a bird….(he acts like a bird)
Goober: see it works!!! And imagine if we could provide this
ancient technique to the poor and homeless
in exchange for mmms and skittles….we could solve the local
affordable healthcare problem…..
Mica excited : lets try this idea goober…give me a candle….
Gene yawns who just woke up from his fire…..playing with the
candle
Coco : ok fire guy… imean gene…whats ur idea….
Gene: umm umm.. wait…give me a sam adams goober..yes the
dark one goes faster.. give me 30 seconds!
Coco: what about u
Scarlet?
Scarlet memerized by Coco cuteness, starteld, : oh u takin
to me..oh my idea…
My idea is I m goin to remind people in the world the
importance of adoption as culture, the importance of love and compassion for
the innocent poor babies. And also
since I love animals
because I love all things…..
Everyone staring at her in disbeliefs….
Scarlet: imean I love animals and I love all things who love
animals…..i m goin to adopt all the street cats and dogs out there who needs a
home!
Owen: but Scarlet…u keep forgetting that animals don’t use
the web….
Gene finally drunk kicking in: but u could put those cats and dogs on the
web for adoption for a fee….
Scarlet: thats right! Help the animals help themselves!
Everyone impressed at Genes answer…and the power of his
beer..
Gene: and my idea? My version of doing without doing is to
get the most results by doing the least …
Owen impatient : and that is?
Gene: the idea is
…damn it …( he drinks more) is is ….
Goober giving him a cigarette, Gene smokes it
Gene:the election!! Yes yes… if we could make charity the
issue of 08 presidential election, then we got all the press and talk on the
web without wasting a single beer!
Everyone impressed…..Coco nods ..Scarlet still memerized by
Coco
SOLO to Owen, Gene, Scarlet sitting in that order
Scarlet: there is something about Coco that is real kinky
about her…I don’t know…I cant explain it…she looks like a normal girl…I mean
shes cute ..but not beautiful beautiful….it just…..
Owen cutting in: its that energy. About her…something about
her aura, her glow in the face, the aura of her presence….
Gene half drunk cuts
in: they all look like that ,
beautiful….
Owen puzzled : what do u mean?
Gene: people who do charity usually look like that …
Owen: and why is that?
Gene: well, casue love is a sefless energy, blurb…
Owen: ok…and?
Gene: it’s a selfless energy that encompass all, never
partial….when u help everyone, u love everyone and when u love everyone, that
energy reciprocates and completes u.
Owen :that’s why Coco looks different! And nice…..
Scarlet murmuring : so until u love everyone…u are not
selfless…and u r incomplete?…
Gene nodding….: the same way beer completes me…..
SONG HELPING OTHERS
IS SELFISH. HELPING OTHERS COMPLETE YOU
Ends
Homeless tim with candle, dancing around with Coco : this fire and dance sure completes me
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EP 6. LOVE – Loving
everyone is not love- it is the COMPLETION OF LOVE
Mgmt office with
mica, homeless1 and goober
Mica: So how do u feel?
Homeless1 with candle lit sticking out : yeah..alright…I
feel tinkering….
Mica: u should feel a lot better , it should help clean up
the waste inside your body, so u wont get sick as often…to bad its so
expensive…amost $2 a stick wholesale…
Homeless1 head lit up….thinking that he could steal some ….
Homeless1: what..u mean this stick cost $2 ?
Mica: yup, it is part of our idu charity campaign, to give
these…imean to lit these away to help poor people with health problems …..
SOLO Goober with candle lit: Mica and I decided on this
great ancient healing technique….and I m beginning to love this nice clean
fresh healthy feeling….i mean I not eating as much cheesballs or tequila chips
anymore…it’s a different high…too bad this my last stick ..hmm….how do I get
more?
Camera back to mgmt office on homeless1 hands purposely
dropping a candle on the ground…..
Homeless1 ohj oh
sorry…sorry…
Mica :its alright:….
Hoemless1 steals all the candle in the bag and put it in his
sack……mica didn’t notice
Mica: ok .. I guess…..
Door knock is heard and Goober with a beard as disguise came
in…
Goober: cough cough…I m sick and need a stick…of of
Mica shaking her head : I know its u Goober….
SONG
Back to the mgmt Rm with Scarlet, Gene, Roxy
Scarlet looks confused asking gene: are u telling me gene
that unless I love everyone, including those bad rats, criminals, that I m not complete and therefore cant
experience love?
Gene with his brown bag: blurb..I m not saying that
u cant experience love, its just that love is a selfless energy that
encpmpass all, so unless u love everyone, ur love is incomplete because u r
incomplete and the love u experience is incomplete and partial.
Owen : that’s why, that explains why Coco from last wk look
so vibrant and beautiful, for a normal looking girl, I guess charity and loving
others is the new eternal youth and beauty !
Scarlet: I will rather die or be a nun deep in outer space
far away from these ugly looking rats and bad people than
have these people taint my thoughts ….
Gene: well , you are not supposed
to escape from it, u supposed to face the problem, supposed to help them so
that they are no longer bad, ….it is our responsibility to help and
educate anyone toward goodness…..it is our responsibility to love everyone the
same way we love ourselves, to provide anyone anywhere a gd education and sound
economic environment…so I think we should never stop trying to help that person
to become good…it is all collective.. we are all connected although we are all
different unique individuals, casue love is a selfless energy that connecgts us
all, when they are happy, we feel their joy, and when they are in pain, we feel
their pain……
Camera
backed to Scot with Sandra on the streets to help the troubled bad kids to be
rappers……Scot geetting beat up by gangsters
Gangster: u feel our pain now, puppet? U don’t know what we
go thru punk..go back to your hood homey with that white trash of yours!
SOLO : Sandra: Scot
and I decided to face the problem …to bring goodness to the neighborhood by
teaching the kids how to rap …I mean in scots words :rap ur way out of your
hood to success….(brings out a baseball stick) it turns out to be a bit more
painful than we thought….
Camera back to mgmt rm
Scarlet: but that’s baloney! I don’t need to love everyone
to have love…I mean I love my friends, my cats….my girlfriend…..i still feel
love..
Gene: yeah that’s
true , but its incomplete, its partial, its just not the same feeling….
Owen: so u telling me unless I love everyone, my love for my
soulmate, between husband and wife is all incomplete, its all nimkapoo?
Gene: no ididnt say
that, I said its incomplete….the same way I cant call myself a
professional drunk if I cant drink both
sam adams and bud lite and all other beers out there…
Scarlet: but how do tell the difference? How u feel the difference
?
Cmaera back to Scot and Sandra
Scot: I tell u what the difference! The difference is.. is
im SCOT NASTY , I aint take no for an
answer! U think I m goin down just cause of a few punks beat me up? U dead
wrong, cause I m a puppet but I m from
the street…ok kids…I m goin to use the power of love, power of rap to make a
rapper out of u – no matter what it takes me….
Sandra with baseball stick : that’s the spirit! Cmon here
comes a newbatch of kids…lets try your tact and tone on them….
Scot, a little scared: umm.um.. ok, but u go first….
Camera back to mgmt office
Gene: Completion of
Love is a feeling…..i means u know it when u feel it…the same way u feel
happiness and sadness, excitement or anger,
u just feel it , its just a different level, a different wave, a
dfiiernent feel, u just feel more
complete, when u not love everyone, u are selfish and shut from it, and when u love everyone, u are
selfless, open, love is a selfless energy that
just fills u up…..
Mica: I get it …it s the give and take…when u give yourself
selflessly, love as a selfless energy fills u back up!
SOLO Roxy: the only thing that fills me up is me, I , moah!
And we as woman sure not need men or any one else to be complete! WonderBra!
Roxy showing the camera her wonderbra made of bananleaf and
strings.
Owen : so the love between lovers are incomplete unless both
love everyone, and all strangers?
SOLO to Roxy in her wonderwoman workshop trying to convince
woman
Roxy I tell u what
love is …its that onenight stand based on raging hormones, infatuations, some
illogical random sexual fantasy …and when that short term magic and sex dies
away…that where it all ends….that’s when men dumped u like a piece of cheesecakewrapper…..so to all the
woman in the rm.. join my wonderwoman
movement, abstain from sex..and forget about man, End abortions! End single
parenthood! End disgusting Porn! empower yourself!
Women in rm nods…they sign up like crazy…mostly for the free
wonderwoman bra
With Roxy really proud
Gene : well, a love
relationship shoudnt be based on some infatuations of physical appearance or
pow wow sex …..casue these emotions those always dies away slowly…a true
relationship in the end is companionship…where the lovers enjoy their
chemistry together, enjoy doinghte small things together, the little things,
like walking, sleeping, eating , being quiet together…its really about the
small things….
Goober: like catching bugs….. and whipping each other ass with chinese
bamboos…oh..sorry…
Scarlet trying to be playful and contrary: ok but can u love
others, everyone more than u love ur soulmate? That wont make ur love for ur
soulmate absolute would it?
Gene start to stutter as his beer effect is wearing
out: well…well…I know the answer to that
one…wait…..
Camera to 3 dozen
cans of bud lite in front of him while the whole office cheer him on for more
answers
Office: Gene Gene Gene
drink the bud, kick some butt…gene gene gene! We need answers…gene gene
gene
Gene getting really drunk:
ok ok….can u love others more than u love ur soulmate?
Hmm…I guess it s the same way the beer is feeling me up and
making me more complete to come out with the right answer…until we love
everyone as a whole, we are not complete, and unless we help everyone become
whole, we are not whole, and if we are not complete, we will never feel the
completion of love, not just for himself, but also the love for soulmates,
family, friends. So couples who
understand this should never have such complaints about loving others more than
one love each other….for their love will not be complete without such……
*******If u r not complete, I m not complete, if I m not
complete, I don’t have complete love, and if I don’t have complete love, u
don’t have complte love? So U completely
understand?
Everyone stunned and impressed…..and shout : more more
more!!!!
Scarlet not convinced ask another one: but should one love others, I mean strangers
more than they love their soulmates, their love ones……
Goober playfully cuts in: yeah who would u save in a sinking
boat if u could only save one? Ur mom, best friend, a stranger, ur dog?
Genes big head fell on the table out of
exhaustion…..everyone exclaimed, shocked….scarlet screams…
Camera back to Mica screaming and goober helping ear
candles,
Mica shocked : eeee….!!! The candles are missing
…..ahh.. Goober did u take the candles
Goober shaking his head:
I swear on the lives of my bugs, I mean my pets, that I wont go so low….
Mica:ahhh…...so much for loving everyone…
Back to Gene rm where Coco and Scarlet are trying to massage
Gene with hot towel on his head ….Goober putting a ear candle in his ear,
lit and beer in his hand
Everyone shouting Gene gene gene! Answers answers answers!
Gene finally drinks more and say: I guess u are supposed to love everyone,
strangers the same way you love yourself, the same way u love your family,
borthers to brothers, sisters to sisters..can u love others more than u love
yur soulmate? I mean fireman, police man, soldiers and doctors and nurses in
the red cross do it all the time during crisis….
Goober making fun: u mean spiderman and underdog?
Gene I mena they do
it all the time saving lives thru danger is in front of them, they risk their
lives by the second, I m sure they all have family and love ones..when they risk
their lives rescuing…And guess what? It all com down to that split second, that
moment of truth…of whether they risk their lives for others or save their butt
for their family, love ones…but there was never a moment of doubt that they
will rescue others …u see .its all natural instinct, it s all a part of us,
within us to save others in crisis, that we are all one and the same, always
connected….for if they are in pain, everyone is in pain……
Goober: so are u telling me I could never be happy again
sipping my pina colada with mango slosh cream.. if there is someone out there
suffering or not happy?
Gene:: By theory and by the highest standard of love ,
yes…for if they are in pain , u r in pain, for of they r sad, u r sad, for if
they are evil, u r not completely good, for if they are incomplete , you r
incomplete…and till the day when everyone is complete u r not complete and will
never experience completion of love!
Back to Scot
with Sandra trying to teach a kid how to rap
Kid1:
Conceptual tact and tone
Kid2
Gangster came back
Sandra show karate, and gain respect from ganster and left
Or Gene shows up smells the shit
out of them and they left…respect for the smell
Camera back to Gene being massage by Coco while he
drinks…..office shouting gene gene gene
Scarlet: . u mean I
have to love everyone to be complete and feel the completion of love…I mean
that day will never come… I mean how do I possibly love a race that kills
animals for food , cows for hamburgers,
a race that believes in the jungle theory, that survival is the fittest , to beat up the
other people to compete and survive? I think I will stick to my cats….
Gene: it is true that creation is not perfect, evolution is
not perfect…but it doesn’t mean u can t fix it or strive to perfect it…..to
change others and improve others so that we all be complete one day…for love
has no boundaries,its selfless and naked…..
Camera to Owen showing up naked with Polynesian grass waist
below…..
Mica: wha….what happen ?
Owen : oh we ran out of budget and I sold my shirt and pants
on ebay so that we could buy more wax candles….so here ..here are a few more……
Mica really touched: oh….that’s really nice of u…I m
speechless (staring at the Polynesia grass )
imean …its really nice of u to care…
Mica holds on to the candles but drop them accidentally…
Owen tries to pick up….
Owen: I ll get it…
Mica : no no I lll get it…
They both try to pick it up when their eyes met ….And for
that instant …Owen felt something…..
SOLO Owen : there is
something about mica….i mean …it must be this helping others thing ….that makes
me feel…..makes me feel for mica….could it be the completion of love that gene
keeps mentioning? no no this cant be
right! I mean she is a a …pup…oh forget
it….What? u mean this happen before? A human and puppet?
Camera to Roxy and Owen
Owen : so roxy..i need ur advice….
Roxy proud but helping: ok I know why u r here, the camera
guy told me…
Owen: u mean its true…you fell in love with Dana, someone
who used to work here? U of all people, who dislike man..?!
Roxy holding up a picture with a slight tear in her eyes:
yup..heres is the picture…I mean…it lasted only a few mths till he got
fired..then he hasn’t call me since….
I guess he is a one night stand kind of guy….
Owen: so how is it between a puppet and …and ..u know
Roxy: I mean love
knows no boundaries….buts that the past now…now I m wonderwoman. But why u
asking? U mean u and….
Owen : oh no no nothing..just wondering…
Roxy getting lots of momentum as women cheered her workshop
Roxy: im goin to show everyone who is wonderwoman ? who the
real ceo is….
Back into the conf rm where everyone shows up
disappointed…including roxy..
Owen reading from mica’s report for the day…
Owen: Scot and
Sandra:
Scarlet:
Mica :
Roxy:
Owen: well…so much for helping others….and loving
unconditionally….and….SUMMARY of IDU
Just when everyone remains sad, Goober from his pc screen
yelled:
Goober : yahoo!!! 2
million and 32 clicks! Ha! we made it…
Owen :what goober?
Mica and
Scot’s rapper picking up speed also on the web……
Everyone
cheered….power of love …give and take….
Final SOLOs for all
Owen and mica
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Goober poking at
Gene: u haven’t answer my qn…who would u
save in the sinking boat? Ur mom, best friend, your dog, or a stranger?
Gene totally exhausted and half eyed: We are all friends in
the end…so …..so (whisper in a very
coarse voice) hshhssshsshsh….
And he fell off the chair ……
SONG
Song Love is dumb. Love is stupid
SOLO Gene sleeping deeply, Owen and Will side by side.
Owen : just remember ..the simplest way to show your love to
everyone is to smile often and hug a lot..right Will? Give me a hug….
Will hesistated and hug
Owen hugging Will , hug too long….Owen uneasy, thinking Will
is gay,
Will sneeze. and say:
what perfume is that? (Sneeze)
this is stupid, this is dumb…
And he sneeze away
Until next season, mica final comments: if we still around… if
not find out at www.idu.cc
END
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Goober wins in the end with clicking on puppet on bikinis
with most money made donated to charity
Mica
looks into diary for past events mat and dana – the lib., game www.idu.cc
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Why is loving everyone important ?
Charity is eternal youth and makes u more beautiful and
younger
How would u love a stranger? What model:?
Ep 6. loving
everyone is important because…..u will not feel complete version of
love—completion of love = completion of u –gene and mica with scot/goober maing
fun
Loving urself and loving ALL others completes u
Can u love anyone more than ur soulmate…fireman policeman ,
underdog
What makes a right soulmate – companionship Gene
Define
love
What is
the difference between all kinds of love? Same? We r all friends in the end….?
Which
love is more important to u? who would u save in a sinking boat?
Loving everyone makes
u younger beautiful and lovable, the new cool and sexy
Other aspects of love in the lib.
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Mica: I think killing is always wrong,
killing anything is always wrong….especially when there is a chance for the
person to repent and become good…we should always try to help people become
good…even evil people….we have to believe in goodness.. that people can become
good, that people believe in goodness and happiness..that they were born to be
good….
Owen
: what if they were born evil and remain evil after re-education? Do we
then have a right to eliminate them?
Mica: hmm… it is true that nothing is
perfect….life is not perfect…evolution is not perfect…the balance of yin
and yang, positive and negative is never exactly balanced, there is always a
potential for excessive extremes and overflow, just like anyone can be gay
because he has more yin and less yang – evolution is never perfect…….any one
can become evil given a harsh context, such as poor education, economic environment….but
it is not entirely their fault, since we are all collective… yes we are all
unique individuals but our lives is always intertwined, connected as one
SOLO Mica: And yes we all share the
same blame when something bad happen to any one individual….it is our
responsibility to help and educate anyone toward goodness…..it is our
responsibility to love everyone, to provide anyone anywhere a gd education and
economic environment…so I think we should never stop trying to help that person
to become good…it is all collective..isn’t this is what web2.0 is about…power
of the collective? Connecting the unique individuals?
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6 songs to be worked on
2
Actors to star in 10 days of filming for six 20min episodes of a Puppet style
sitcom
1.
Looking for a male Owen Wilson – personality, demeanor and style of
speaking. We DO NOT
want u to look like him. If u look like him don’t
apply.
We want a gd
actor with different look but with his
similar personality and speaking style and bounce.
2.
Looking for a female Phoebe as in FRIENDS – looking for similar
personality, demeanor and style of speaking.
We DO NOT
want u to look like her If u look like her don’t
apply.
We want a gd
actor with different look but with her
similar personality, demeanor and speaking style and bounce
Willing
to pay top dollars over industry average for all the above
Send
resume, pictures, height/weight measurements, relevant past experience, links
to any previous projects or
portfolio to idublog@gmail.com
Puppeteers,
cameraman, Video editor, Voice editor –$$$$top dollars$$$$
1.
Looking for 2 to 3 expert puppeteers to
maneuver 5 puppets for 10 days of Fulltime acting and filming for this puppet
show. Must be EXPERTS. Must be as good as those in the Broadway show AveQ.
Must
know all puppet movement, behaviors, emotions.
Different
voice ability a major plus.
2.
Looking for a cameraman for 10 days of filming of six 20min episodes of a
sitcom series on a HD Camera.
Must
be expert on all angle movements,speed
etc. Experts only apply.
3.
Video editor on Final Cut Pro for six
20min episodes of a sitcom series on a HD Camera on the internet. Looking for
the best
4.
Voice editor for six 20min episodes of a sitcom Puppet series on a HD Camera on
the internet. Looking for the best. Must be able to edit voice over 6 puppet
characters and 4 human actors.
Production
team for all of the above welcomed.
Willing
to pay top dollars over industry average for all the above
Send
resume and relevant past experience, projects
to idublog@gmail.com
CollaborationCampaign is call simple things is
complex and complex things are simple. Complexity in simplicity and simplicity
in complexity. Making everyone a gd communicator. Be a gd communicator program.
OR Be cultured
Wanted Teachers, professors, life coaches, mentors,
social researchers, communication experts, parenting experts, leaders, corp.
managers, career counselors, relationship experts, nonprofit activists, medical
counsels, psychology counselors etc
Also wanted : gd improve comedians, and great life
conceptual script writers.
Coaching/mentoring/communication experts needed to
bring awareness to tact and tone, action vs complacency/indifference, courage
to speak up and take action, belief in the power of the individual= power of
the collective.
Going thru various what-if scenarios in each category,
from simplest human act, social, corporate,
to global affairs.
What-if business rd table, improvbrainstorming session on various
potential problems, dilemmas, confusion and correct course of action.
How to coach/mentor with humor, fun, conceptual, hypnotic reasoning under different context with different
personalities.
YahooGrp, FB, Alexa
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1.
TACT AND TONE – be sensitive in all your verbal and non verbal due
to etiquette and culture
Proper etiquette = politeness,
respect, tolerance, acceptance, full consideration of all others at all tmes
Proper Cutlure =love and
compassion as first nature= positive
action, anger , criticism, no procrastination of action, helping others to help
themselves,constantly improve ourselves
to help others, proper etiquette and doing the right things at all times.
Understand that love is a selfless energy that encompass al, that we r all connected and the same, that all our
actions rare collective, that we don’t complete ourselves without completing
others, that all strangers are family and friends.
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Proper etiquette will include
basic politeness in words and gestures, respect for others, tolerance of people
of different backgrounds and cultures, full consideration for others in one's
actions and words. It also include
positive criticism which means if one would to criticize others, one should
only do so with a positive attitude by
providing positive advice and
willingness to help improve the
situation or correct the perceived wrong
doings of others. Negative criticism of others out of frustration, anger,
viciousness and other negative intentions should never be deemed proper.
Progressive Culture
encompasses proper etiquette, constant self discoveries of one's character and
personal empowerment, proper attitudes about one's talents and purpose,
understanding of using one's talent to help others, willingness to tackle the
intellectual challenge of helping people empower themselves, having love and
compassion as second nature – way of thought, way of life, finding true love
and happiness in progressive relationship with others.
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2.
ACTION vs INACTION – courage to speak up against superiors,
consensus, avoiding laziness,
complacency, shyness, as we are all family and friends consideration factor,
respect and tolerance and acceptance for differences do not mean not doing the
right things, doing without doing- not shying away from the problem but facing
them now.
Understand that minor problems could evolve into
bigger problems, understand the importance of perfection- constant strive to
perfect
Admitting mistakes and correcting them instantly
Avoiding the negatives and shock values, controversies
to promote self interest
INACTION due to laziness, shyness, lack of time,
money, stamina, stress, fear , inconvenience = lack of culture
SOLUTION – making charity a daily culture and habit,
doing one good deed a day, doing charity in grps
Issues of conflicts/discussion
Compromise vs rules structure
Love and compassion over ego, pride, accountability
Forgiveness vs accountability
Positive anger and criticism over being false sense of
peace –zen
Ego, pride equals doing the right things at all time,
full consideration of all others
Success, ego, ambition, obsession vs love, compassion
Competition and empowerment could go hand in hand
Freedom=responsibility to do the right things at all
times
Success in business= success in life
3 POWER of INDIVIDUAL = POWER OF COLLECTIVE
Tasks for show
1.
roxy puppet ask ave
Q puppeteer, graphic aninmator, Voice editor, voice of each puppet, film editor/camera man
2.
makeup artist
3.
Add slang to each characters words – May need to hire
slang writer
4.
metaphors with pictures/slides/chalkbd
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5. Script – camera angles on each scene, SOLO camera
action+movement+location, location of
each scene, commercial break-middle
6. 6 half minute songs repeated twice differently - 2
rap, hip hop, 1 fart, pop, blue, rock, country, mash – beats and cords producer only for each
7.
Simplify the heavy themed blurbs into easier words and
smaller blurbs –
And making sure the Overall theme of
each episode summarize easy at the end and thru out
8.
stronger characterization of all characters in ep1 –scot
woman , smoking, rap, party, artist
9.
goober- fun party, food, philosophy, drums, trumpets ,
bugs
10.
gene – alcohol, smoke, sleep, blurb, fart, snore
11.
9.
Clock ur script
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12. Funny and twists, surprises and irony contrasts in Every scene, guilt
fear confusion, moral dilemma, happiness sandness
13. more tear jerk, sympathy scenes
14. more emotional outbursts, swings, love/hate drama, verbal fights, more gd
or bad characters for audience to hate or cheer for
15. characters doin
improve of diff voices and character,
doing funny things like dancing,
walking stupid etc, singing, dancing, yoga
16. hooks in beginning, weird thing in beginning to reveal at
end of each ep., love and flirt hooks overall since ep1
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17. locations- street
scnes, car rides,dogs.cat,
18.
different costume, hats, trumpets, guitar, sounds
16.
Guidelines no dull moments 5 actions per
ep., 1 per 2pgs
Laugh
– 1 per pg
5 line blurb max
Keep
each ep to 9pgs
17
Brand Idu and I do
18
Subtitles
19
Card Bd or Chalk Bd – THEME/TITLE slides at beg. And end of each ep
20.
Explain flow of previous ep
21
make owen and scarlet more roles –stronger characterization
22.
exciting opening insert or change